Fakedemic (fake + pandemic)
"Fakedemic” (fake + pandemic) means a fake pandemic. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic has been frequently described as a "fakedemic." "You mean fakedemic ?" was posted…
Archive for 11/2022
“There’s a chance this is wine” (written on a mug or container)
"There's a chance this is wine" (written on a mug or container) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There´s a chance this is wine" (shown on a…
Shitlib (shit + liberal)
"Shitlib" (shit + liberal) means a shitty liberal. The term has been cited in print since at least December 2013, and become popular in 2016 with the U.S. presidential election.…
“People who argue over the price of bread in a kosher bakery are challah-cost deniers”
Challah is a bread of Ashkenazi Jewish origin. "What's the challah cost?" sounds like "What's the holocaust?", and there are jokes. "How much does that challah…
“I got kicked out of a Jewish bakery today. All I did was ask, ‘What’s the challah cost?’”
Challah is a bread of Ashkenazi Jewish origin. "What's the challah cost?" sounds like "What's the holocaust?", and there are jokes. "How much does that challah…
“What’s the difference between a diploma and a roll of wallpaper?” (joke)
A college diploma doesn't guarantee a job. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 9, 2019: Q: What's the difference between a diploma and a roll of wallpaper?A: When someone…
“There’s no point in being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway”
"No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appeared in the 1980s and 1990s and has been credited to authors…
“No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway”
"No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appeared in the 1980s and 1990s and has been credited to authors…
“No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway”
"No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appeared in the 1980s and 1990s and has been credited to authors…
“I TRUST THE SCIENCE!”/“You trust the television.”
"Be honest, you didn't trust the science. You trusted the TV" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Trust the science” became a popular saying during the…
“Be honest, you didn’t trust the science. You trusted the TV”
"Be honest, you didn't trust the science. You trusted the TV" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Trust the science” became a popular saying during the…
“I’ve been ‘watching my weight’ and, rest assured, it’s still there”
"I've been watching my weight. It's still there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The expression "watch your weight" usually means to watch…
“Premature treejaculation—the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December”
"premature treejaculation trejahk-yal•ay:shun the act of erecting one's festive decor in any month prior to December" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images.…
“I’ve been watching my weight. It’s still there”
"I've been watching my weight. It's still there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The expression "watch your weight" usually means to watch…
“The day has begun, drink coffee, smile, and be thankful for the life you have”
"Today I will drink coffee, smile and be thankful" and "The day has begun, drink coffee, smile, and be thankful for the life you have" are sayings that have been printed on many…
“Today I will drink coffee, smile and be thankful”
"Today I will drink coffee, smile and be thankful" and "The day has begun, drink coffee, smile, and be thankful for the life you have" are sayings that have been printed on many…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need tequila”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need margaritas”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need hot sauce”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need beer”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…