“Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE HELL IS THE LID”
"Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK/HELL IS THE LID" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tupperware. More like...tupperWHERE IS THE LID?" was posted on…
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“Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID”
"Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK/HELL IS THE LID" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tupperware. More like...tupperWHERE IS THE LID?" was posted on…
“I don’t like soccer. If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes…”
Soccer is a low-scoring game. "RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar" was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy…
“Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends…”
Soccer is a low-scoring game. "RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar" was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy…
“In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next a cookies and candy holiday…”
"In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it 'flu season' rather than sugar poisoning…
Dementiacrat (dementia + Democrat)
"Dementiacrat" (dementia + Democrat) is a term sometimes used for "Democrat" by their opponents. The term has been applied both to Democrat candidates (such as Joe Biden) and to…
“My emotional support animal is a fried chicken”
"My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An emotional support animal is usually a live animal,…
“My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit”
"My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An emotional support animal is usually a live animal,…
“Sunday, a day to relax, drink coffee, and just be”
"Sunday, a day to relax, drink coffee, and just be" (shown on an image by Free Spirited) was posted on Facebook by Coffee and Quotes on March 12, 2017. "Sunday, a day to relax, drink…
“Whenever I hear the phrase ‘Power of Attorney’ I always imagine someone being bitten by…”
"Whenever I hear the phrase 'Power of Attorney' I always imagine someone being bitten by a radioactive lawyer" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by JerryThomas on June 24,…
“The plain fact of the matter is that New York is much too good for New Yorkers”
"The plain fact of the matter is that New York is much too good for New Yorkers" was written by American journalist Heywood Broun (1888-1939), from "I'll Show You the City"…
“New York is cocaine, opium, hashish”
American short story writer and journalist Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) wrote to Samuel Loveman on May 28, 1911: "This is my dull period -- I've been pleasuring for weeks in New York, and…
“I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and ended up with the power of attorney”
"Whenever I hear the phrase 'Power of Attorney' I always imagine someone being bitten by a radioactive lawyer" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by JerryThomas on June 24,…
Hoaxvid-19 (hoax + COVID-19)
"Hoaxvid-19" (hoax + COVID-19) is a term that has been used by people who believe that the COVID-19 pandemic is a hoax. "New strain Hoaxvid-45 virus" was posted on Twitter by…
Hoaxdemic (hoax + pandemic)
"Hoaxdemic” (hoax + pandemic) means a fake pandemic. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic has been sometimes described as a "hoaxdemic." "#HoaxDemic" was posted on Twitter…
“In America, they call it lobbying. Everywhere else in the world, they call it bribery & corruption”
"In America, they call it lobbying. Everywhere else in the world, they call it bribery & corruption" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have argued that…
“Politics ruin everything”
"Politics ruins everything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Politics ruin everything" has also been printed on images, but has been used less often.…
“Politics ruins everything”
"Politics ruins everything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Politics ruin everything" has also been printed on images, but has been used less often.…
“This might be wine” (written on a mug or container)
"This might be wine" (written on a mug or container) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “There’s a chance this is wine” is a similar saying. TwitterStephanie…
“I refuse to pay for Jewish bread. I’m a challah cost denier”
Challah is a bread of Ashkenazi Jewish origin. "What's the challah cost?" sounds like "What's the holocaust?", and there are jokes. "How much does that challah…