To "drop out" of school means to leave school. There are several skydiving school jokes. "What kind of school do you have to drop out to graduate? Sky-diving school" was printed…
"So the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven and the last load of dinner is in the dryer... who says I can't multitask?" is a jocular saying that has…
"If I die while lifting weights, add more weights then call 911" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If I die at the gym please put more weight on the bar…
"You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate neglect and bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "You don't just get a…
"Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
An electric car joke mentions The AA and AA batteries, and the AAA and AAA batteries. Authorship of the joke is unknown. "Just learned today that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you…
"SCAM ALERT There's an organization going around by the name I R S claiming you owe them money" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Beware of anyone calling from the…
"If I die while lifting weights, add more weights then call 911" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If I die at the gym please put more weight on the bar…
To "drop out" of school means to leave school. There are several skydiving school jokes. "What kind of school do you have to drop out to graduate? Sky-diving school" was printed…
"Trust the science" became a popular saying during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who questioned "the science" were threatened and censored.…
"I'm not fat. I'm just a few meals ahead and a few shits behind" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. The expression is often given in numbers as "X meals…
The expression "raw deal" doesn't usually involve raw seafood, but there are jokes. "There's an 'eat as much as you like for £4' special at my local sushi…
"When the truth comes out, you can't unvax your children/kids" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that the COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccines are…
"When the truth comes out, you can't unvax your children/kids" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that the COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccines are…
The expression "raw deal" doesn't usually involve raw seafood, but there are jokes. "There's an 'eat as much as you like for £4' special at my local sushi…
"Cohen" (Hebrew: כֹּהֵן, kōhēn, "priest") is a common Jewish surname. "Cohencidence" (Cohen + coincidence) originally was used when discussing someone named…
"If they tell/told you to bring ice, you can't cook" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If they tell you to just bring cups, plates and ice for Thanksgiving, your…
"If they tell/told you to bring ice, you can't cook" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If they tell you to just bring cups, plates and ice for Thanksgiving, your…
"If they tell/told you to bring ice, you can't cook" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If they tell you to just bring cups, plates and ice for Thanksgiving, your…
Many people do not like Twizzlers. This was posted on Twitter by @Notdojaaa on July 17, 2022: "People who eat Twizzlers scare me. Like you’re really just sitting there enjoying flavored HDMI…