“Y’all know what’s never been recalled because of E-coli? Wine”
Lettuce has been recalled for E-coli. "Bourbon/Vodka/Whiskey/Wine has never been recalled for E-coli" has been printed on many images. "Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey…
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“If liberalism worked, you’d still be in California”
"(Vote Conservative.) If liberalism worked, you'd still be in California" is a saying (popular in places such as Arizona, Idaho and Texas) that has been printed on many images.…
“Single women can’t fart. They don’t have an asshole until they’re married”
"Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations are "they are…
“Vote Conservative. If liberalism worked, you’d still be in California”
"(Vote Conservative.) If liberalism worked, you'd still be in California" is a saying (popular in places such as Arizona, Idaho and Texas) that has been printed on many images.…
“Stop global whining. Gag a liberal”
"Fight air pollution. Gag a liberal!" (or "Stop global whining. Gag a liberal") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "STOP GLOBAL WARMING 'GAG A…
“Fight air pollution. Gag a liberal!”
"Fight air pollution. Gag a liberal!" (or "Stop global whining. Gag a liberal") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "STOP GLOBAL WARMING 'GAG A…
“Please don’t hit me. I don’t know how insurance works” (bumper sticker)
"Please don't hit me. I'm not 100% sure of my coverage" is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers. "Get a bumper sticker that says " please…
The Big Apple (ice cream shake at Forty Deuce in Columbus, OH, 2022)
Ivan Kane's Forty Deuce is a New York City-themed hamburger restaurant in Columbus, Ohio, featuring "Skyscraper Shakes." The menu has New York City-named items. "The Big…
“Please don’t hit me. I’m not 100% sure about my coverage” (bumper sticker)
"Please don't hit me. I'm not 100% sure of my coverage" is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers. "Get a bumper sticker that says " please…
“Pool party at my house, bring the pool then leave”
"Pool party at my house. Bring your own pool" (or "Pool party at my house, bring the pool then leave") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Pool party at my house. Bring your own pool”
"Pool party at my house. Bring your own pool" (or "Pool party at my house, bring the pool then leave") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“I hate when people use GM in place of good morning. General Motors to you, too”
"GM" can mean "Good Morning," but it can also mean "General Motors." "General Motors to you too! ;)" was posted on Twitter by Vimoh ⚡ on December 1, 2008.…
“Reese’s are chocolate ravioli with peanut butter filling”
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups have been described as chocolate ravioli. "Reese's cups are chocolate raviolis" was posted on Twitter by "50 shades of cai" on March 27,…
“Landlords imply the existence of sealords and airlords”
There are landlords, but what about airlords (or skylords) and sealords? "Airlord, Sealord even Landlord" was posted on Twitter by MR NIGERIA on March 28, 2011. "The existence of…
“One day many will hang their heads in shame when they realize the evil they defended…”
"One day many will hang their heads in shame when they realize the evil they defended and the heroes they ridiculed" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“Landlords imply the existence of sealords and skylords”
There are landlords, but what about airlords (or skylords) and sealords? "Airlord, Sealord even Landlord" was posted on Twitter by MR NIGERIA on March 28, 2011. "The existence of…
“Huckleberries imply the existence of sawyerberries”
A huckleberry is a plant in the family Ericaceae. Adverntures of Huckleberry Finn (1885) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) are novels by Mark Twain (1835-1910). There is no…
“To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea”
"To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea" was posted on Facebook by David Basinow on February 25, 2022, and on Twitter by mariana Z on February 26, 2022.…
“I hate when people text me GM. General Motors to you, too”
"GM" can mean "Good Morning," but it can also mean "General Motors." "General Motors to you too! ;)" was posted on Twitter by Vimoh ⚡ on December 1, 2008.…
“We only have two parties now—patriots and traitors”
"There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There can be but two parties -- patriots and traitors" (datelined from…