“Please don’t hit me. I don’t know how insurance works” (bumper sticker)

“Please don’t hit me. I’m not 100% sure of my coverage” is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers.
   
“Get a bumper sticker that says ” please don’t hit me, im not sure of my coverage”” was posted on Twitter by Jody tobin on October 27, 2020. “PLEASE DON’T HIT ME. I’M NOT 100% SURE ABOUT MY COVERAGE” (shown on a bumper sticker) was posted on Twitter by Inside Insurance on May 7, 2022.
 
“Please don’t hit me. I don’t know how (car) insurance works” is another jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers.
 
“Omg these came up when I bought my stickers! (I have one that says ‘please don’t hit me I don’t know how car insurance works’)” was posted on Twitter by emma on August 18, 2021. “Please don’t hit me, I don’t know how Insurance works” was posted on Twitter by “beat beto, vote nov 8” on March 14, 2022. “I saw a bumper sticker today that says “pls don’t hit me! idk how car insurance works” and I need it” was posted on Twitter by JM 💛✨ on April 30, 2022.
     
       
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The Ruth Law Team
September 14, 2015 at 6:06 PM ·
What your insurance agent doesn’t want you to know….
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(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Please Don’t Hit Me…
My Insurance Sucks
   
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Jody tobin
@Jodytobin3
Replying to @PatriotM89
Just think, someone out there is quarantined with your ex. That should make you smile. I know it makes me smile lol.
Get a bumper sticker that says ” please don’t hit me, im not sure of my coverage”.
Believe in a better world, where chickens can cross the road without being ??
12:12 AM · Oct 27, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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emma
@buttholefactory
Replying to @dumbravioli @jurassicpepper and @ohlordhecomin
Omg these came up when I bought my stickers! (I have one that says ‘please don’t hit me I don’t know how car insurance works’)
9:56 PM · Aug 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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beat beto, vote nov 8
@cp_619
Please don’t hit me, I don’t know how Insurance works
10:51 PM · Mar 14, 2022 from College Station, TX·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Mira
@mirajc_
i wanna make a bumper sticker that says “pls don’t hit me idk how car I sure ace works” bc i don’t and that’s a real fear of mine
11:40 PM · Apr 29, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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JM 💛✨
@jonmariecollson
I saw a bumper sticker today that says “pls don’t hit me! idk how car insurance works” and I need it
7:58 PM · Apr 30, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Inside Insurance
@InsideInsSJ
Please don’t hit me
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☎️ 801-505-4300
🌐 https://insideinsuranceagency.com
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#insideinsurancesj #coverage
(the following text is shown on a bumper sticker.—ed.)
PLEASE
DON’T HIT ME
I’M NOT 100% SURE ABOUT MY COVERAGE
1:00 PM · May 7, 2022·SocialBee.io v2
 
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Jalissa| Brand Strategist
@astoldbyrenee_
I seen a car sticker that said “Please don’t hit me I don’t know how insurance works” and when I tell you I could not agree more😭
9:03 PM · May 9, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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honey ♡
@princessjaynah
i need a “please don’t hit me, i don’t know how insurance works” sticker
10:14 PM · May 17, 2022·Twitter for iPhone