“You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can’t be both”

“Sorry, boss… You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can’t be both” (or “I can either work well with others or pass a drug test. But not both”) is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images.
   
“Sorry boss… You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can’t be both” was posted on Twitter by Star Stuff on March 31, 2016. “Sorry boss you can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test I can’t do both shirt” was posted on Twitter by YourTeeShirts on October 3, 2018.
 
“I can work well with others or I can pass a drug test. I simply cannot do both” was posted on Twitter by Keli Pearce on August 9, 2018. “I can either work well with others or pass a drug test, not both😅” was posted on Twitter by Emzie🤪 on September 14, 2020. “I saw a guy at a restaurant with a T-shirt that said I can work well with others or pass a drug test but I can’t do both” was posted on Twitter by Antonius Jones on February 22, 2022.
   
   
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Star Stuff
@BernieBroStar
Sorry boss…
You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test.
It can’t be both.
9:53 AM · Mar 31, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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CrinDavey 🥂🚜🏇💎💉🦠
@CorinnaWho
Sorry boss…
You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test.
It can’t be both
1:32 AM · Apr 2, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Lolpedia
@lolpedian
You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can’t be both.
12:37 AM · Jul 16, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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Marco Pinos
@PinosMarco
You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can’t be both.
10:15 AM · Jul 16, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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Keli Pearce
@RadicalRedBkng
I can work well with others or I can pass a drug test.
I simply cannot do both.
8:47 PM · Aug 9, 2018·Facebook
 
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YourTeeShirts
@YourTeeShirts
Sorry boss you can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test I can’t do both shirt
https://yourteeshirts.com/trending/sorry-boss-can-either-expect-work-well-others-pass-drug-test-cant/
12:46 PM · Oct 3, 2018·NextScripts8991
   
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Wizdaddy
@Teehahduh
I can either pass a drug test or work well with others. Not both.
12:27 AM · Feb 4, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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Emzie🤪
@Emmaswallz
I can either work well with others or pass a drug test, not both😅
11:05 AM · Sep 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
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BLING💎⚖️
@babybling360
I can either pass a drug test or work well with others, I can’t do both🗣🥴🤷‍♂️🤣
10:52 PM · Nov 15, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
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Antonius Jones
@DJeckylMHyde
Replying to @mmm_machiavelli and @ScottAdamsSays
I saw a guy at a restaurant with a T-shirt that said I can work well with others or pass a drug test but I can’t do both.
10:17 PM · Feb 22, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
“You can expect me to either work well with others or pass a drug test… but not both.”
7:52 PM · May 4, 2022·Twitter Web App