“Bicycle implies the existence of gaycycle, straightcycle, pancycle and transcycle”
The "bi-" in "bicycle" has nothing to do with "bisexual," but there are jokes. "The existence of a ‘bicycle’ implies the existence of homo, hetero, and other…
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“The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment that we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“The moment we stop fighting for each other is the moment we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“Driving 5 mph over the speed limit doesn’t entitle you to left lane privileges”
The left lane of a highway is the speed lane, and many people believe that driving just five miles over the speed limit is not fast enough for a vehicle to be there. "I'm not a fan of…
“Condiments are makeup for food”
Condiments have been compared to makeup. "Salt and vinegar and all condiments are like makeup for your food" was posted on Twitter by Benji Mahmood on April 4, 2012. "Condiments are…
“Four S’s of wine tasting: See, Sniff, Sip and Spit (or Swallow)”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Eight S’s of wine tasting: See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Slurp, Swish, Swallow (or Spit) and Savor”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Three S’s of wine tasting: Swirl, Sniff and Sip”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Seven S’s of wine tasting: See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Savor, Swish and Spit (or Swallow)”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Just Dance implies the existence of Unjust Dance”
Just Dance is a rhythm game series. There is no "Unjust Dance." "Just Dance implies the existence of Unjust Dance" was posted on Twitter by Ultimate BLM ACAB Deluxe on April 25,…
“A salt truck implies the existence of a pepper truck”
There are salt trucks to salt the roads, but there are no pepper trucks. "i've seen a lot of salt trucks just wondering where are the pepper trucks" was posted on Twitter by Darren…
“Lukewarm implies the existence of matthewwarm, markwarm and johnwarm”
The term "lukewarm" has nothing to do with the Gospel of Luke (one of four canonical gospels along with Matthew, Mark and John), but there are jokes. "What about those who are not…
“You shouldn’t need a medical exemption to opt out of something…”
"You shouldn't need an exemption to opt out of a medical procedure that has DEATH as a possible adverse reaction" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became…
“Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better”
“Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better” is a saying that the World Economic Forum (WEF) has popularized since 2016, and this has been associated with…
“Before Pro Tools, there were pros”
Pro Tools is a digital audio workstation that was initially released in 1989. What did music producers do before this? They relied on professional studio musicians, sometimes called "hired…
“WEF backwards is FEW”
The World Economic Forum (WEF) is "few" spelled backwards. Some people have stated that this is appropriate, since the WEF represents a small "elite" who seek to depopulate the…
“The system didn’t fail. The system worked. That’s the problem”
"The system didn't fail. The system worked. That's the problem" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Yes, the system worked. THAT'S THE PROBLEM"…
“Men who cook will do that thing you like…”
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
“Guys who cook will do that thing you like… They’ll make you food”
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
“Spicy food is like BDSM for your taste buds”
Eating spicy food has been compared to BDSM. "Spicy food is BDSM for tongues" was posted on Twitter by Madelena Mak on December 1, 2010. "Shamelessly stealing this from a friend on…