“I’ve open sourced my French Revolution joke. It’s royalty free”
The French Revolution deposed of royalty. "You can use my French Revolution joke. It's royalty free" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 31, 2021. "Anyone can use my French…
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“Anyone can use my French Revolution joke. It’s royalty free”
The French Revolution deposed of royalty. "You can use my French Revolution joke. It's royalty free" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 31, 2021. "Anyone can use my French…
“What kind of mushroom loves to gossip?”/“A shit-talkey.”
"Shiitake" (an edible mushroom native to East Asia) sounds like "shit-talkie," and there are jokes. "I've discovered a new species of fungi. It likes to gossip about…
“Spicy food is BDSM for your mouth”
Eating spicy food has been compared to BDSM. "Spicy food is BDSM for tongues" was posted on Twitter by Madelena Mak on December 1, 2010. "Shamelessly stealing this from a friend on…
“What do you call a fungi that loves to gossip?”/“A shit-talky mushroom.”
"Shiitake" (an edible mushroom native to East Asia) sounds like "shit-talkie," and there are jokes. "I've discovered a new species of fungi. It likes to gossip about…
“Spicy food is like BDSM for your tongue”
Eating spicy food has been compared to BDSM. "Spicy food is BDSM for tongues" was posted on Twitter by Madelena Mak on December 1, 2010. "Shamelessly stealing this from a friend on…
“If you only knew how much money was spent to brainwash you, you would realize how special you are”
"If you only knew how much money was spent to brainwash you, you would realize how special you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If…
“Imagine being on the wrong side of history while it repeats itself. Like failing an open-book test”
It's especially bad to be on the wrong side of history when there are so many historical examples (such as the Spanish Flu of 1918 and the rise of totalitarian government regimes) and history…
“Being on the wrong side of history while it’s repeating itself is like failing an open note test”
It's especially bad to be on the wrong side of history when there are so many historical examples (such as the Spanish Flu of 1918 and the rise of totalitarian government regimes) and history…
“Being on the wrong side of history as it repeats itself is like failing an open book test”
It's especially bad to be on the wrong side of history when there are so many historical examples (such as the Spanish Flu of 1918 and the rise of totalitarian government regimes) and history…
“Scotch is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
"Scotch/Whiskey/Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown,…
“Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
"Scotch/Whiskey/Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown,…
“Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
"Scotch/Whiskey/Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown,…
“Six S’s of wine tasting: See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Swish and Spit (or Swallow)”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“America: A nation of sheep, owned by pigs, ruled by wolves”
"Nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To survive in a nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs, you must become…
“A nation of sheep”
"Nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To survive in a nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs, you must become…
“Do you spit or swallow?” (wine tasting joke)
"Do you spit or swallow?" is a wine tasting question (and oral sex double entendre). "Wine tasting.. Where to ask a chick whether she spits or swallows is considered good…
“I was out on a date with a girl, when I asked her, ‘Do you spit or swallow?’” (wine tasting joke)
"Do you spit or swallow?" is a wine tasting question (and oral sex double entendre). "Wine tasting.. Where to ask a chick whether she spits or swallows is considered good…
“A wine tasting is the only time it’s okay to ask a woman in public if she spits or swallows”
"Do you spit or swallow?" is a wine tasting question (and oral sex double entendre). "Wine tasting.. Where to ask a chick whether she spits or swallows is considered good…
“A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves”
"A nation/society of sheep will beget a government of wolves" is often credited to American broadcast journalist Edward R. Murrow (1909-1965). The saying means that the electorate cannot…