“You’re all wrong. The earth isn’t round or flat. It’s fucked”
"You're all wrong. The earth isn't flat or round. It's fucked" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "The Earth isn't round…
Archive for 01/2022
“Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing”
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
“My salads tend to be a bit on the dry side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing”
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
“You’re all wrong. The earth isn’t flat or round. It’s fucked”
"You're all wrong. The earth isn't flat or round. It's fucked" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "The Earth isn't round…
“Chamomile implies the existence of chamokilometer”
Chamomile tea has nothing to do with miles, but some people joke that the non-U.S. version is Chamokilometer tea. "Cold night, English tea house. Ordered a chamomile, they brought me a…
“What do they call Chamomile tea in Europe?”/“Chamokilometer.”
Chamomile tea has nothing to do with miles, but some people joke that the non-U.S. version is Chamokilometer tea. "Cold night, English tea house. Ordered a chamomile, they brought me a…
“You can’t vote yourself free”
"You can't spend yourself rich and you can't vote yourself free" is a saying popularized by Ukrainian-American author, podcaster, columnist, anarchist and media personality…
“You can’t spend yourself rich”
"You can't spend yourself rich and you can't vote yourself free" is a saying popularized by Ukrainian-American author, podcaster, columnist, anarchist and media personality…
“You can’t spend yourself rich and you can’t vote yourself free”
"You can't spend yourself rich and you can't vote yourself free" is a saying popularized by Ukrainian-American author, podcaster, columnist, anarchist and media personality…
“The city should hire the guy that salts the fries at McDonald’s to do the roads”
"The city should hire the guy that/who salts the fries at McDonald’s to do the roads" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The french fries at McDonald's…
“The city should hire the guy who salts the fries at McDonald’s to do the roads”
"The city should hire the guy that/who salts the fries at McDonald’s to do the roads" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The french fries at McDonald's…
“3 generations ago, organic food was just called ‘food’”
"3 generations ago, organic food was just called 'food'" was posted on Twitter by MODERN MAN on January 20, 2022. V“Try Organic Food…or as your grandparents called it,…
“Grilled cheese > chilled grease”
"Grilled cheese" has a spoonerism in "chilled grease." "JUST before Sunday supper, a Des Moines man asked his daughter if she would like a chilled grease sandwich" was…
Chilled Grease (spoonerism of “grilled cheese”)
"Grilled cheese" has a spoonerism in "chilled grease." "JUST before Sunday supper, a Des Moines man asked his daughter if she would like a chilled grease sandwich" was…
“What do you call a refrigerated grilled cheese?”/“Chilled grease.”
"Grilled cheese" has a spoonerism in "chilled grease." "JUST before Sunday supper, a Des Moines man asked his daughter if she would like a chilled grease sandwich" was…
“One of the worst jobs in the world is to be a fruit stand vendor in action movie”
An action movie cliché is the car chase, and a car always seems to drive into a fruit stand on the sidewalk. "Apart from the above, my major gripe is with the pointless car chase, in which…
“The system works because you work”
"The system works because you work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is shown on an image on Istari Lasterfahrer – The System Works Because Me Work (July…
“People who say ‘the system works’ work for the system”
"People who say 'the system works' work for the system" is a saying that has been printed on many images. English comedian, actor, and radio host Russell Brand posted this on…
“If you let a grilled cheese get cold, it becomes chilled grease”
"Grilled cheese" has a spoonerism in "chilled grease." "JUST before Sunday supper, a Des Moines man asked his daughter if she would like a chilled grease sandwich" was…
“If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, does the First only apply to printing presses?”
In discussing the Bill of Rights, some people say that the Second Amendment (right to bear arms) implied muskets, and not modern weapons. Gun advocates have countered this argument by discussing…