“My salads tend to be a bit on the dry side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing”

“Addressing” can sound like “a dressing” and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes.
       
“Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing” was posted on Twitter by Jake Reynolds on February 24, 2012. “Dry salads are a big problem. It needs addressing” was posted on Twitter by Samuel Wieck on February 15, 2015.
   
“No matter what I put in my salads, they’re always too dry. It’s a problem that needs addressing” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 23, 2018. “My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the ‘dry’ side. It’s definitely something that needs addressing” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 23, 2022.
     
     
Twitter
Jake Reynolds
@JakeReynoldss
Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing..
6:19 PM · Feb 24, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
James Brierley
@jameswbrierley
I have a blank envelope and a dry salad; just a couple of things that need addressing.
12:56 PM · Apr 29, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Tom Williams
@Tom_williams62
Replying to @LucyCahalan
@LucyCahalan dry salad…. It’s a problem that really needs addressing.. #imfuckingjokesbruv
3:37 AM · May 21, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Samuel Wieck
@SWieck
Dry salads are a big problem. It needs addressing.
5:03 AM · Feb 15, 2015·Twitter for Windows Phone
     
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@ShmackHarv
Ima dry salad. nobody addressing me
11:21 PM · Jul 26, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] February 23, 2018
No matter what I put in my salads, they’re always too dry.
It’s a problem that needs addressing.
   
Twitter
c0nc0rdance
@c0nc0rdance
Dad Joke of the Day:
My wife makes our salads really dry.  I think it’s a problem that needs addressing.
#DJotD
12:37 PM · Feb 27, 2018·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Joe
@joemessin
Replying to @eugenegu
That’s a very dry salad joke and an issue that needs addressing.
😊
5:17 PM · Nov 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Paula Harrington
@oatmeal_and_jif
When giving advice: “-if the salad is dry, it needs addressing.”
-@Mx_Heauxi
9:03 PM · Jan 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/FicklePut3366 January 23, 2022
My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.
11:41 AM · Jan 23, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter 
Tim *The Suspense
@TookeAustin
I’ve always been the “dry” salad type
It’s a problem that needs “addressing”
6:03 PM · Jan 25, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
LaffGaff
Dry Salads
January 29, 2022 by laffgaff
My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the dry side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.