“A pansexual is someone who adores pan pizza from Pizza Hut”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
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“Pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“It’s New Year’s Eve, not New Year’s Steve”
"God made/created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” has been an anti-gay slogan. "It’s New Year's Eve, not New Year's Steve" is a jocular variation on this. "haha,…
“Celery: When you have that sudden urge to bite into water with hair in it”
Celery, to many people, tastes like water with strings in it. "*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it" was posted on Twitter by Knives McGee on December 6,…
“The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants”
There are "pizza pockets" (such as a calzone), but there are no "pizza pants." "question from a little kid: if they have pizza pockets, why don't they have pizza…
“Pizza pockets imply the existence of pizza pants”
There are "pizza pockets" (such as a calzone), but there are no "pizza pants." "question from a little kid: if they have pizza pockets, why don't they have pizza…