“Ice cream is just a boneless popsicle”
Ice cream (and other frozen desserts) usually does not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these frozen desserts "boneless popsicles." "Ice cream is just…
Archive for 09/2021
“Cheetos are just elongated cheese balls”
Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…
“Cheese balls are just round Cheetos”
Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…
“Cheese balls are spherical Cheetos”
Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…
International Circus Court (International Criminal Court or ICC nickname)
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is an international tribunal based in The Hague, Netherlands. Some ICC critics have called it the "International Circus Court," "International…
“Human rights: Know them, demand them, defend them”
"Human rights: Know them, demand them, defend them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Human Rights: Know Them, Demand Them, Defend Them: Selected from United Nations…
“Cop: You’re going to prison for forgery. Me (slides him a 37 dollar bill): What about now?”
A joke about forgery was posted on Twitter by Jon on July 17, 2020: Cop: you're going to prison for forgery.Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now? Twitter Jon@ArfMeasuresCop:…
International Clown Court (International Criminal Court or ICC nickname)
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is an international tribunal based in The Hague, Netherlands. Some ICC critics have called it the "International Circus Court," "International…
“Finalist is another word for loser”
In a championship game, there is a champion (the winner) and a finalist (the loser). “Second place is the first loser” is a sports adage. "finalist... Meaning the first loser?" was…
“Finalist is a way nicer word than loser”
In a championship game, there is a champion (the winner) and a finalist (the loser). “Second place is the first loser” is a sports adage. "finalist... Meaning the first loser?" was…
“Finalist is the first loser”
In a championship game, there is a champion (the winner) and a finalist (the loser). “Second place is the first loser” is a sports adage. "finalist... Meaning the first loser?" was…
“We trust banks with our money, but they don’t trust us with their pens”
Banks often have their pens chained to tables. Many people have pointed out that we trust banks with our money, but banks don't trust us with their pens. "seriously.. .have you ever…
“Cheetos are just stretched out cheese balls”
Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…
International Circus of Clowns (International Criminal Court or ICC nickname)
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is an international tribunal based in The Hague, Netherlands. Some ICC critics have called it the "International Circus Court," "International…
“Lights. Camera. Fiction!”
"Lights! Camera! Action!" is, supposedly, what a movie director might say. "Lights! Camera! Fiction!" has been used in several titles. "Lights. Camera. Fiction!" was…
“Please wait here until you realize your government is brainwashing you” (floor sticker)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in social distancing, and many businesses placed small circles on the floor at cash registers where people could stand in line at the proper distance.…
“Some of y’all are gonna keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were’”
"Some of y’all are going to keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were'" (or "Some of y’all are gonna keep trusting the Government until your pronouns…
“If you can’t change your mind, then you’re not using it”
"If you can't change your mind, (then) you're not using it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can't change your mind - Then you're not…
“Some of y’all are going to keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were’”
"Some of y’all are going to keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were'" (or "Some of y’all are gonna keep trusting the Government until your pronouns…
“If you can’t change your mind, you’re not using it”
"If you can't change your mind, (then) you're not using it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can't change your mind - Then you're not…