“We trust banks with our money, but they don’t trust us with their pens”
Banks often have their pens chained to tables. Many people have pointed out that we trust banks with our money, but banks don’t trust us with their pens.
“seriously.. .have you ever noticed that we trust bank with all of our money.. yet they dont trust us with their chained down pens.. LMAO” was posted on Twitter by “Yellow is the Color of Sun Rays” on May 12, 2010. “You know whats bullshit? The pens connected to those chains at the bank. I trust the bank enough with my money but they cant trust me with a their pen” was posted on highDEAS on December 1, 2010. “We trust the bank with our money but they don’t trust us with a pen” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on April 27, 2015. “We trust banks with our money but they don’t even trust us with their cheap pens” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 27, 2021.
“I’ve robbed banks before…and they’re never getting their pens back” is another saying about bank pens.
Twitter
Veli
@Sergeveli13
#onthelow how the fxck the bank expect me to trust they shiftless, triflin ass with my money if they chaining they damn pens to the desk?!?!
12:37 AM · Jun 11, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Harry K. Jones
@HarryKJones
How can I trust a bank to keep my money safe when it has dozens of pens stolen every day?
9:17 PM · Feb 5, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Yellow is the Color of Sun Rays
@_ashley_mo
seriously.. .have you ever noticed that we trust bank with all of our money.. yet they dont trust us with their chained down pens.. LMAO.
10:59 AM · May 12, 2010·Twitter Web Client
highDEAS
“bullshit”
Submitted by Errik Darriba on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:32am
You know whats bullshit? The pens connected to those chains at the bank. I trust the bank enough with my money but they cant trust me with a their pen.
Twitter
Jaclynn Conlon
@Jacllyynn
u know whats bullshit? The pens connected to those chains@the bank. I trust the bank enough with my $ but they cant trust me with their pen.
9:59 AM · Dec 2, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
The Saddest Boi
@Thee_Arcane_One
Why do we trust the bank with all of our money when they don’t even trust us w/ their pens?
4:22 PM · Aug 1, 2011·Twitter SMS
Twitter
silvester mims
@silmims53
The bank wants me to trust them with my money, but they cant trust me with their pens.
1:38 PM · Aug 18, 2011·Snaptu
Twitter
troy cuthbert
@UnionJ_JCat
When you trust a bank with your money and they won’t trust you with the fucking pens!
4:23 PM · Dec 7, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Marlin
@marlin78396043
We trust the bank with our money and they don’t trust us with their pens .
1:59 AM · Dec 30, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/caspirinha April 27, 2015
We trust the bank with our money but they don’t trust us with a pen
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/beelzenoob April 25, 2016
You “trust” banks with your money, but they don’t even trust you not to steal their pens.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/waterleakx May 5, 2016
We trust banks with our money, but they don’t trust us with their pens
Reddit—SHowerthoughts
Posted by u/barracoots May 28, 2016
I find it funny we trust banks with all our money but they got pens tied to the tables..
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/dori_lukey February 27, 2017
Banks expect us to trust them with our money but they can’t trust us with their pens
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/dontovercommit September 27, 2021
We trust banks with our money but they don’t even trust us with their cheap pens
Twitter
Talk To The Hatter
@Talk_To_The_Hat
We trust banks with our money but they don’t trust us with their pens.
7:18 PM · Sep 27, 2021·Twitter Web App