“There is no excuse for animal abuse”
"There is no excuse for animal abuse" is a popular vegan saying that has been printed on many images. The expression has been popular since the 1980s. "There is no excuse for animal…
Archive for 09/2021
“Someone who puts up Halloween decorations early suffers from premature ejackolantern”
"If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Premature ejackolantern" is a portmanteau…
“If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern”
"If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Premature ejackolantern" is a portmanteau…
ZeroCred (Zero Hedge nickname)
Zero Hedge is a libertarian financial blog. Some critics have called it "ZeroCred" (zero credibility). "After being dead wrong on the #Euro for a year, @zerohedge wants to tutor us…
“Most Americans think the Federal Reserve is a national park”
The "Federal Reserve" ("the Fed") is the central banking system of the United States. It should not be confused with a "national reserve" (a national park), but the…
“Is there any company whose phone options haven’t changed?”
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
“You are not experiencing high call volume. You are experiencing low customer service staffing”
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
“Is there ever a time when customer service is not experiencing ‘high call volume’?”
Telephone calls to a company's customer service often receive messages such as "Our phone options have changed" and "We are experiencing high call volume." "When is…
“Parking assumes the existence of a parqueen”
There is "parking," but no "parqueen." The two terms have been printed on several images. "The opposite of parking. Parqueen" was posted on Twitter by Rad Luke on May…
“Why do they call it parking and not parqueen?”
There is "parking," but no "parqueen." The two terms have been printed on several images. "The opposite of parking. Parqueen" was posted on Twitter by Rad Luke on May…
“Every parking needs a parqueen”
There is "parking," but no "parqueen." The two terms have been printed on several images. "The opposite of parking. Parqueen" was posted on Twitter by Rad Luke on May…
“Snow cones are just boneless popsicles”
Ice cream (and other frozen desserts) usually does not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these frozen desserts "boneless popsicles." "Ice cream is just…
“Slushies are just boneless popsicles”
Ice cream (and other frozen desserts) usually does not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these frozen desserts "boneless popsicles." "Ice cream is just…
“A slurpee is just a boneless popsicle”
Ice cream (and other frozen desserts) usually does not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these frozen desserts "boneless popsicles." "Ice cream is just…
“Ice pops are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…
“Icees are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…
“Me eating: / My white shirt: Let me taste it.”
A white shirt often becomes noticeably dirty after a meal. A joke was posted on Facebook by Glo Jean on September 23, 2021, and received over 141,000 shares: "Me eating:My white shirt: let me…
“Freeze pops are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…
“Freezies are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…
“Otter Pops are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…