“Artichoke is the lobster of vegetables”
Artichoke has been compared to lobster. "Artichokes are the lobsters of the vegetable kingdom: such tasty meat, so hard to get at, but great with lemon butter" was posted on Twitter by…
Archive for 08/2021
“I paid my taxes, and all I got was this stupid oligarchy”
"I paid my taxes, and all I got was this stupid oligarchy" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard. "My parent went to Florida and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" is a…
“What’s the best way to get walnuts and Brazil nuts to laugh?”/“Crack them up.”
A walnut riddle has been cited in print since at least 2004: Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?A: Crack it up! A version including Brazil nuts was posted on Twitter by Lorraine Jo King on August…
“Beef jerky is just meat licorice”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Nobody ever asks for an adult bok choy”
Bok choy is popular as "baby bok choy." There is no "adult bok choy," but there are jokes. "Has anyone seen adult bok choy?" was posted on Twitter by [Neutral face] on…
“Licorice is just candy jerky”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Licorice is the beef jerky of candy”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Horseradish is just white people wasabi”
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
“How do you make a walnut laugh?”/“Crack it up!”
A walnut riddle has been cited in print since at least 2004: Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?A: Crack it up! A version including Brazil nuts was posted on Twitter by Lorraine Jo King on August…
“A truck full of guitar pedals crashed on I-5. Expect delays”
A pun on guitar delay pedals was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on August 27, 2021: "A truck full of guitar pedals crashed on I-5. Expect delays." “Potato chip truck accident on the…
“2019: Avoid negative people. 2020: Avoid positive people. 2021: Avoid people”
"2019: Avoid negative people. 2020: Avoid positive people. 2021: Avoid people" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was told during the Covid-19 (coronavirus)…
“I’ve been studying the metric system lately. It’s in tenths”
"In tenths" can sound like "intense." "unless you go with a group of 10 then its in tenths" was posted on Twitter by RandaddyPurpsGrapes on March 18, 2013. "My…
“Pistachios are vegetarian mussels”
Pistachio nuts have been compared to mussels. Both have hard shells that must be opened to eat what's inside. "am thinking that pistachios are the mussels of the nut world" was…
World Evil Forum (World Economic Forum or WEF nickname)
The World Economic Forum (WEF) is based in Switzerland and founded in 1971 by Klaus Schwab. The WEF played a major role in the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic with its promotion of the "Great…
“Mussels are the pistachios of the sea”
Pistachio nuts have been compared to mussels. Both have hard shells that must be opened to eat what's inside. "am thinking that pistachios are the mussels of the nut world" was…
“Pistachios are just tree mussels”
Pistachio nuts have been compared to mussels. Both have hard shells that must be opened to eat what's inside. "am thinking that pistachios are the mussels of the nut world" was…
“Pistachios are vegan mussels”
Pistachio nuts have been compared to mussels. Both have hard shells that must be opened to eat what's inside. "am thinking that pistachios are the mussels of the nut world" was…
“Mussels are the pistachios of the ocean”
Pistachio nuts have been compared to mussels. Both have hard shells that must be opened to eat what's inside. "am thinking that pistachios are the mussels of the nut world" was…
“Pistachios are just land mussels”
Pistachio nuts have been compared to mussels. Both have hard shells that must be opened to eat what's inside. "am thinking that pistachios are the mussels of the nut world" was…
“My obsession with decimals. It’s in tenths!”
"In tenths" can sound like "intense." "unless you go with a group of 10 then its in tenths" was posted on Twitter by RandaddyPurpsGrapes on March 18, 2013. "My…