“If money can’t buy happiness, explain motorcycles and beer”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "If money can't buy happiness, explain motorcycles and beer" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
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“Yesterday I wanted coffee. Now I’m drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people”
"Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This morning I felt…
“Vegetarian bacon is a goddamn hate crime”
Many people like bacon, but detest vegetarian bacon. "Vegetarian bacon is a goddamn hate crime" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard. "Favorite Patton Oswalt quote:…
Southwaste Airlines (Southwest Airlines nickname)
"Southworst" is a derogatory term for "southwest." Southwest Airlines (based in Dallas) was nicknamed "Southworst" by at least 1991. The former Southwest Conference…
“Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams!”
"Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This morning I felt…
“Bacon is red. Bacon is rough. One strip of bacon is never enough”
"Bacon is red. Bacon is rough. One strip of bacon is never enough" is a poem that has been printed on many images. The poem follows the "Roses Are Red" meme. "'Bacon…
Break Your Spirit Airlines (Spirit Airlines nickname)
Spirit Airlines is an American ultra-low-cost carrier. Some critics have called it "Break Your Spirit Airlines." "(We will break your) Spirit Airlines" was posted on Twitter by…
“Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink”
"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The beer saying has been on signs since at least 1994. Newspapers.com1 October…
Dollar Store of the Sky (Spirit Airlines nickname)
Spirit Airlines is an American ultra-low-cost carrier. Some people have called it "Dollar Store in/of the Sky" or "Dollar Store of the Skies." "Flying Spirit's…
Southworst Airlines (Southwest Airlines nickname)
"Southworst" is a derogatory term for "southwest." Southwest Airlines (based in Dallas) was nicknamed "Southworst" by at least 1991. The former Southwest Conference…
“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water”
"Oxygin" (oxygen + gin) and "hydrogin" (hydrogen + gin) are jocular terms. A now-classic joke was printed in Manners: A Novel by Miss Francis Moore: "Every body learns…
“I almost had an ‘I need a guy’ moment, but then I was able to get the vodka open”
"I almost had an 'I need a guy' moment, but then I was able to get the vodka/wine open" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated…
“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
"Define H2-O and CO-2. H2-O is hot water and CO-2 is cold water" (supposedly from a student exam paper) was printed in The Lamar Democrat (Vernon, AL) on November 9, 1932. "Coach:…
“The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water…”
"The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
Hydrogin (hydrogen + gin)
"Oxygin" (oxygen + gin) and "hydrogin" (hydrogen + gin) are jocular terms. A now-classic joke was printed in Manners: A Novel by Miss Francis Moore: "Every body learns…
Oxygin (oxygen + gin)
"Oxygin" (oxygen + gin) and "hydrogin" (hydrogen + gin) are jocular terms. A now-classic joke was printed in Manners: A Novel by Miss Francis Moore: "Every body learns…
“If H2O is hot water, then CO2 is cold water and CH2O is sea water”
"Define H2-O and CO-2. H2-O is hot water and CO-2 is cold water" (supposedly from a student exam paper) was printed in The Lamar Democrat (Vernon, AL) on November 9, 1932. "Coach:…
“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails”
"Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails" is a prayer that has been printed on many images. It is a "Hail Mary" prayer to the Bloody Mary cocktail.…
“Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka”
"Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually on a list titled 'Top 10 Rules of Boozing." "vodka can be…
“I almost had an ‘I need a guy’ moment, but then I was able to get the wine open”
"I almost had an 'I need a guy' moment, but then I was able to get the vodka/wine open" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated…