“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more whiskey”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
Archive for 07/2021
“Canadian buffet. All Yukon eat”
"Yukon" sounds like "you can," and there are "All Yukon Eat" jokes. "Alaskan Crab Legs (...) ALL YUKON EAT!!" was in an advertisement in the Daily Press…
“When a drummer comes out of retirement, there are repercussions”
Drums are percussion instruments, and there are "repercussions" jokes. "When Stan went against his wife's wishes and came out of retirement to tour as a drummer again, he knew…
“I went to a buffet restaurant in Northwest Canada the other day. It was all Yukon eat”
"Yukon" sounds like "you can," and there are "All Yukon Eat" jokes. "Alaskan Crab Legs (...) ALL YUKON EAT!!" was in an advertisement in the Daily Press…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more beer”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more rum”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more coffee”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more vodka”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more tequila”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more caffeine”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…
“Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or…?”
"Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life" is a jocular saying about cookie dough that has been…
“Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos”
"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Cleaning the house with children in it is…
“Do you shake the gas pump handle when you’re done, or are you rich?”
"Do you shake the gas pump handle when you’re done, or are you rich?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Gas can be expensive, and many people try to get every…
“Cleaning the house with children in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreo cookies”
"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Cleaning the house with children in it is…
Procrastidrinking (procrastinating + drinking)
"Procrastidrinking" (procrastinating + drinking) is a portmanteau word that has been printed on many images. "Procrastidrinking The act of putting off work or other duties by…
“Brunch (noun): the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking”
"Brunch (noun): the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "Let's agree to call brunch what it is: a socially…
“Cleaning the house while your kids are home is like brushing your teeth while eating an Oreo”
"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Cleaning the house with children in it is…
“Vegan food isn’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it”
"Vegan food ain't/isn’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Vegan food is not bad once you add meat and…
“Vegan food ain’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it”
"Vegan food ain't/isn’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Vegan food is not bad once you add meat and…