“There’s elbow macaroni, but no knuckle macaroni”
There is "elbow macaroni," but no "knee macaroni" or "knuckle macaroni." "I like elbow macaroni, but I prefer knee macaroni. Or, if I'm not very hungry,…
Archive for 07/2021
“Sparkling water sounds so pure, so aesthetically pleasing, but in actuality? It is…repulsive”
"Sparkling water" sounds great -- who doesn't like sparkles? However, many people do not like the taste of it. "Sparkling water sounds good, right?? Wrong! It sucks!! It hurt my…
“Why did the cannibal eat an Olympian every morning?”/“So he could have a breakfast of champions.”
"Breakfast of Champions" has been the slogan of Wheaties cereal from 1933. Menudo (a Mexican soup) has also been called the "breakfast of champions." To a cannibal, however,…
Twitmo (Twitter + Gitmo)
"Twitmo" (Twitter + Gitmo) is a name for Twitter jail. People who Twitter concludes have violated its rules face account restrictions. "Gitmo" (the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base)…
“Can I call you back in a few margaritas?”
"Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee" -- rather than "in a few minutes" -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Can I call you back in a few…
“Can I call you back in a few mimosas?”
"Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee" -- rather than "in a few minutes" -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Can I call you back in a few…
“Elbow macaroni implies the existence of knee macaroni”
There is "elbow macaroni," but no "knee macaroni" or "knuckle macaroni." "I like elbow macaroni, but I prefer knee macaroni. Or, if I'm not very hungry,…
“Sparkling water sounds way more delicious than it actually is”
"Sparkling water" sounds great -- who doesn't like sparkles? However, many people do not like the taste of it. "Sparkling water sounds good, right?? Wrong! It sucks!! It hurt my…
Clot Shot (#ClotShot)
A "blood clot shot" normally means an "anti-blood clot shot" -- that is, the injection prevents blood clots. However, the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines…
“A breakfast of champions means something entirely different to a cannibal”
"Breakfast of Champions" has been the slogan of Wheaties cereal from 1933. Menudo (a Mexican soup) has also been called the "breakfast of champions." To a cannibal, however,…
“CDC said y’all can start using your blinkers”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many recommendations from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Some people joked about other CDC recommendations. "Even if…
“I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day”
"I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that's enough for one day" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I woke up, got out of bed and had…
“What degree do you need to write parking tickets?”/“Fine arts.”
"Fine arts" doesn't have anything to do with parking fines, but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 13, 2021: Q: What degree do you need to write parking…
“Did you know about the Japanese sausage demon? The Pepper Oni”
"Pepperoni" (an American variety of salami) has nothing to do with "oni" (a Japanese demon, ogre or troll), but there are jokes. "Pepper Oni - the stripper w/ the heart of…
“What’s a volcano’s favorite dessert?”/“BakLava.”
"Baklava" (a Turkish pastry dessert) doesn't contain "lava," but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 9, 2016: Q: What's a volcano's…
“What do you call a spicy Japanese pizza demon?”/“Pepper oni.”
"Pepperoni" (an American variety of salami) has nothing to do with "oni" (a Japanese demon, ogre or troll), but there are jokes. "Pepper Oni - the stripper w/ the heart of…
“We need to have a ‘Bring Your Wine to Work Day’” (BYWWD)
"We need to have a 'Bring Your Wine to Work Day'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is a "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day."…
Big Apple Pancake House (Chicago Heights and Joliet, IL, 1980-present)
Big Apple Pancake House has two Illinois locations: 106 N. Larkin Avenue in Joliet and 1425 Western Avenue in Chicago Heights. "Big Apple Pancake House, 1260 Deerfield Rd., Highland Pk."…
Korean Corn Dog
Wikipedia: Corn dogSouth KoreaIn South Korea, a corn dog is one of the most popular street foods. A corn dog is usually called "hot dog" in the Korean language (핫도그), creating…
“My backup plan is just my original plan but with more wine”
"My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol/ beer/ caffeine/ coffee/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My…