“What’s a pizza’s favorite relative?”/“Aunt Chovie.”
"Aunt Chovy" (or "Aunt Chovie") is a pun on "anchovy." "'My Uncle Jim is a great fish-eater.' 'So's your Aunt Chovy'" was printed in…
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“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“There are Lunchables, but no Breakfastables”
There are "Lunchables" (trademarked in 1987), but no "Breakfastables" or "Dinnerables." However, the same company (Oscar Mayer) did trademark…
Aunt Chovy (“anchovy” pun)
"Aunt Chovy" (or "Aunt Chovie") is a pun on "anchovy." "'My Uncle Jim is a great fish-eater.' 'So's your Aunt Chovy'" was printed in…
“Sugar, eggs, milk…I love it when a flan comes together”
"I love it when a plan comes together" was a catchphrase of the fictional character Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith (played by George Peppard) in the American action-adventure…
Aunt Chovie (“anchovy” pun)
"Aunt Chovy" (or "Aunt Chovie") is a pun on "anchovy." "'My Uncle Jim is a great fish-eater.' 'So's your Aunt Chovy'" was printed in…
“I love it when a flan comes together”
"I love it when a plan comes together" was a catchphrase of the fictional character Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith (played by George Peppard) in the American action-adventure…
“Every kiss begins with queso”
Kay Jewelers trademarked its slogan "Every kiss begins with Kay" in 2000. "Every kiss beings with queso" is a popular variation that has been printed on many images. "Every…
“Made some mac n cheese without having to retrieve the box instructions from the trash…”
"I just made Mac&Cheese. The microwave kind.Where you just add water. And powder cheese. I'm so ready for Top Chef 2016" was posted on Twitter by Bruce Hutchinson on September…
“A crab walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A crab version is: "A crab walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, I…
“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“If you eat Lunchables for breakfast, does that make them Breakfastables?”
There are "Lunchables" (trademarked in 1987), but no "Breakfastables" or "Dinnerables." However, the same company (Oscar Mayer) did trademark…
“Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. Why are you even in the kitchen right now”
"Behind every great man is a great(er) woman" is an old saying. Women are often in the kitchen -- a place where most men shouldn't be. This jocular variation was posted on Twitter by…
“I forgot how expensive outside was” (after quarantine)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in lockdowns/quarantines. When people went outside again, some were shocked at how expensive it was. "i havent been out in soooo long i forgot how…
“Lunchables should really start making Breakfastables and Dinnerables so that I can stop cooking”
There are "Lunchables" (trademarked in 1987), but no "Breakfastables" or "Dinnerables." However, the same company (Oscar Mayer) did trademark…
“If this weekend goes as planned, it will not include any actual plans”
"If this weekend goes as planned, it will not include any actual plans" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If this weekend goes as planned, it will not include any…
“I had to fire our fruit delivery guy this morning. He was driving me bananas”
"Driving me bananas" usually means "driving me crazy," but some jokes involve literal driving of bananas. "First day running my family fruit and veg delivery service and my…
“One’s gotta have good credit. That’s why it’s called a significant other (sign-if-I-can’t)”
"Significant other " is a term for a person's partner in an intimate relationship. Many have pointed out that it can also mean "sign if I can't." "I'm your…
“These fruit delivery trucks are driving me bananas”
"Driving me bananas" usually means "driving me crazy," but some jokes involve literal driving of bananas. "First day running my family fruit and veg delivery service and my…
“Dark chocolate is at least 60% coco beans therefore it’s a vegetable”
Dark chocolate contains cocoa solids and cocoa butter, so many people insist that it's basically a bean -- and that it should be considered a fruit or a vegetable. The argument is made mostly…