“Counting past 39 is not my forte”
"Forte" can sound like "forty," and there are jokes. "Counting past 39 is not my forte" was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee on July 18, 2013. "Counting past 39 in…
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“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s student loans”
"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…
Quaranteaming (quarantine + teaming)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused people to quarantine together and form a "quaranteam" (quarantine + team). "Quaranteam" > Quarantine" was posted on Twitter by…
“Counting past thirty-nine is not my forte”
"Forte" can sound like "forty," and there are jokes. "Counting past 39 is not my forte" was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee on July 18, 2013. "Counting past 39 in…
“Two peanuts walk out of a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A peanut version is: "Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted…
“Prawnography: (n) - a documentary on shrimp”
"Prawnography" (prawn + pornography) is a portmanteau that has appeared in many jokes. "I wonder if shrimp are into prawnography?" was posted on Twitter by Al Dopa on December…