“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad” is a well-known saying, and there are many variations. "Knowledge is knowing carrots are good for your…
A banana is a fruit, so some people have argued that banana bread is technically fruitcake. "Banana bread is just fruitcake with better fruit" was posted on Twitter by Tim McMackin on…
Many people have strong feelings about pineapple as a pizza topping. "The only acceptable reason to unfriend someone is if they like pineapple pizza" was posted on Twitter by MicDre on…
Stephan Weiss, a New York artist, married fashion designer Donna Karan in 1983; he died in 2001 at age 62. Karan used Weiss's plans and completed a bronze sculpture called "The…
An avocado is ripe for only a very brief time, and there are jokes. "I wanted to go out tonight, but the avocado I bought this wk will finally be ripe enough to eat between 8pm-8:15pm -- so I…
"I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@NaughtyFacts: I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an…
Stephan Weiss, a New York artist, married fashion designer Donna Karan in 1983; he died in 2001 at age 62. Karan used Weiss's plans and completed a bronze sculpture called "The…
"I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@NaughtyFacts: I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an…
Stephan Weiss, a New York artist, married fashion designer Donna Karan in 1983; he died in 2001 at age 62. Karan used Weiss's plans and completed a bronze sculpture called "The…
"I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@NaughtyFacts: I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an…
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
Many supermarkets have a checkout for "10 items or less" or "12 items or less." A person with more items who goes to that checkout either can't read or can't count --…
"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the whole house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A Husband Is…
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the whole house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A Husband Is…
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
There is a popular pun on the word "private." A private is a soldier of the lowest military rank "I'm trying to find out what the lowest rank in the army is, but everyone keeps…