“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘P’ in ‘raspberry.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
Archive for 04/2021
“Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started getting out”
"Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming/getting out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FACT CHECKERS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL THE UGLY TRUTH…
“Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started to get out”
"Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming/getting out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FACT CHECKERS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL THE UGLY TRUTH…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘G’ in ‘lasagna.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming out”
"Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming/getting out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FACT CHECKERS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL THE UGLY TRUTH…
“You might as well just pronounce the ‘L’ in ‘salmon.’ Nothing really matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘G’ in ‘lasagne.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“Does anyone know where i can get an extended warranty for my car?”
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
“What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?” (joke)
A riddle about professional robbery was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 25, 2017: Q: What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?A: An amateur thief says,…
“April Fool’s Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles”
"April 1st: the only day of the year people critically evaluate things they find on the internet before accepting them as true" is an April Fool's Day saying that has been printed on…
“Does anyone know where I can get an extended car warranty?”
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
“Now that April Fool’s day is over, everything on the internet is true again” (April 2)
“April 1st: the only day people critically evaluate things on the internet before believing them” is a jocular saying about April Fools' Day. "Hooray, April fool's day is over.…
“What baseball team do dentists root for?”/“The Yanks.”
A New York Yankees ("Yanks") have had several dentist puns. "If a dentist played on a baseball team, which team would he play for? (...) The Yanks!" was printed in Boys'…
“April Fools’ Day is over. Everything on the internet is true again!”
“April 1st: the only day people critically evaluate things on the internet before believing them” is a jocular saying about April Fools' Day. "Hooray, April fool's day is over.…
“What baseball team would a dentist play for?”/“The Yanks.”
A New York Yankees ("Yanks") have had several dentist puns. "If a dentist played on a baseball team, which team would he play for? (...) The Yanks!" was printed in Boys'…
“April 1st: the only day people critically evaluate things on the internet before believing them”
"April 1st: the only day of the year people critically evaluate things they find on the internet before accepting them as true" is an April Fool's Day saying that has been printed on…
“A bagel is just a savory donut”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "I know what bagels are (a kind of savoury donut, in a way)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.diabetes on July 21, 2007. "Are…
“The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together…”
IKEA is a multinational conglomerate, that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture. Some of the furniture can be difficult to assemble. "In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected…
“Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day” (March 31)
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“If you need a vaccine passport to ‘return to normal,’ you’re not returning to normal”
"Vaccine passports" were proposed in 2021 as a solution to "return to normal." "Just a reminder, if you need a vaccine passport to 'return to normal', you’re…