“Jesus wasn’t a socialist. He actually fed people”
It is often claimed that Jesus was a socialist. Conservatives countered this with a meme: "Jesus wasn't a socialist. He actually fed people." "Jesus wasn't a socialist. He…
Archive for 04/2021
Arkansas: “Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates”
The name of the state of "Arkansas" also contains the name of the state of "Kansas." There is "Ar" that is added, and this is something that a pirate might say.…
“What do you call a building filled with guitar players?”/“Jail.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“Caution: When someone says get a grip, apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant”
"Caution: When someone says get a grip, apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "CAUTION: When someone says get…
“The dust on Doritos and cheese puffs is chip keef”
"Keef" (or "kief") is a cannabis term referring to the resinous trichomes of cannabis that may accumulate in containers. People have compared this to the dust from Doritos and…
“This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is what we’ve been training for”
April 20th (4/20 Day in cannabis culture) sometimes falls on a taco Tuesday -- convenient for those who get the munchies. "This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is…
“What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?”/“A meat-eater-ologist.”
A meteorologist riddle is: Q: What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?A: A meat-eater-ologist. The riddle was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on October 22, 2002. "Meaty…
“I need to get back in shape, but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end”
"I need to get back in shape, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end”
"I need to get back in shape, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I buy store brand Spanish rice, not name brands. As they say, ‘Arroz by any other name…’”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Statistically, a gun is far less likely to be used in a crime than a Senator is”
"Statistically, a gun is much less likely to be used in a crime than a senator" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Statistically, a gun is far less likely to be used…
“My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in”
Many people are not outdoor types. A comment was posted on Twitter by Laurent Perrier on April 1, 2021: "My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them…
Big Apple Cake (cannabis)
"Big Apple" (by Minntz) and "Big Apple Cake" (by Joke's Up) are the names of cannabis products that became available in 2020 and 2021. The packaging of "Big…
“Arroz by any other name would smell as wheat”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“My favorite outdoor activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in”
Many people are not outdoor types. A comment was posted on Twitter by Laurent Perrier on April 1, 2021: "My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them…
Big Apple (cannabis)
"Big Apple" (by Minntz) and "Big Apple Cake" (by Joke's Up) are the names of cannabis products that became available in 2020 and 2021. The packaging of "Big…
“Statistically, a gun is much less likely to be used in a crime than a Senator”
"Statistically, a gun is much less likely to be used in a crime than a senator" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Statistically, a gun is far less likely to be used…
“The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out”
"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor.puns on March 8, 2002. Magicians often pull a rabbit from a hat; "pull his…
“Graduates are hotter because they have more degrees”
"'Educated people are hotter because they have more degrees' True story ρε!!!Είμαστε!!!" is a "degrees" pun that was posted on Twitter by Lna Spanious ♔ on…
“Welcome to spring, where no matter what jacket you pick, you’re wrong”
"Welcome to spring, where no matter what jacket you pick, you're wrong" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "WELCOME TO SPRING WHERE NO MATTER WHAT JACKET YOU…