“I want to be a bartender. Men named Bart… look out”
"Bartender" should not be confused with "Bart ender," but there are jokes. "I want to be a bartender. Men named Bart... look out" was posted on Twitter by Caitlyn Beth…
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“Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“How does a vegetable win a fight?”/“With carrot-y.”
A karate riddle is: Q: How does a vegetable win a fight?A: With carrot-y. "Carrot-y" sounds like "karate." The joke was posted on Twitter by Unlimited Virals on May 23, 2018,…
“I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn’t break. Concrete floors are really hard”
"I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break. This is probably because concrete floors are really hard" was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on February 24, 2019. The…
“Nobody has seen you look worse than the corner shop near your house”
"Nobody has seen you look worse than the corner shop/store near your house" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody has seen you at your worst like the corner store…
“Nobody has seen you look worse than the corner store near your house”
"Nobody has seen you look worse than the corner shop/store near your house" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody has seen you at your worst like the corner store…
“Before coffee: Hating everybody. After coffee: Feeling good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“Awesome sauce is probably the condiment that goes on cool beans”
"Awesome sauce" and "cool beans" are two slang terms that are sometimes paired together. "'intern hannah' apparently had cool beans and awesome sauce for lunch!…
“Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?”/“They have herd immunity.”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made many people wonder if Santa Claus and his reindeer would still deliver presents on Christmas Day. "Why don't Santa's reindeer need to…
“Anything recommended by a stoned person comes highly recommended”
"Anything recommended by a stoned person comes highly recommended" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on April 20, 2018. That is, the stoned person was "high" when he/she…
“Anything recommended by a stoned person is highly recommended”
"Anything recommended by a stoned person comes highly recommended" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on April 20, 2018. That is, the stoned person was "high" when he/she…
“I either drink coffee or I say bad words to strangers”
"I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding, I do both" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I either drink COFFEE or say bad words to strangers" was…
“I either drink coffee or say bad words to everyone”
"I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding, I do both" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I either drink COFFEE or say bad words to strangers" was…
“I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding, I do both”
"I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding, I do both" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I either drink COFFEE or say bad words to strangers" was…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a CNN reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a BBC reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a news reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a fact checker for Facebook”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a fact checker for Facebook" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme has been popular on conservative websites,…
“If my last name was Pepper, you can bet your ass I’d have gone to medical school”
Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink. "If my last name was pepper I would go to medical school" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Charles Rogers on February 8, 2014. "if my…
Crème Brûlée on a Stick (toasted marshmallows or Peeps)
Peeps are marshmallows shaped into animals. Peeps (or marshmallows) on a stick toasted over a flame have been called "Crème brûlée on a stick." "Have you ever roasted Peeps? Like…