“Strippers don’t have A/C in their rooms. OnlyFans”
OnlyFans is a British content subscription service; it is popular with sex workers. OnlyFans has nothing to do with fans that generate wind, but there are jokes. "stripper bitches don’t got…
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“Strippers don’t have air conditioning in their homes. OnlyFans”
OnlyFans is a British content subscription service; it is popular with sex workers. OnlyFans has nothing to do with fans that generate wind, but there are jokes. "stripper bitches don’t got…
“We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving. Invite neighbors to dinner, murder them, take their land”
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land" was said by…
“My deer cloning operation has succeeded! I can finally make a quick buck”
Making a "quick buck" has nothing to do with deer, but there are jokes. "I think I've perfected a speedy way of cloning deer. I should make a quick buck" was posted on…
“The most dangerous 8 seconds in sports” (bull riding)
The sport of bull riding requires the rider to stay on top of the bull for eight seconds. It has been called "the most dangerous eight seconds in sports." "The most dangerous eight…
“The most dangerous eight seconds in sports” (bull riding)
The sport of bull riding requires the rider to stay on top of the bull for eight seconds. It has been called "the most dangerous eight seconds in sports." "The most dangerous eight…
“Bull riding is one of those sports that got started by ‘Watch this. hold my beer’”
"Bull riding is one of those sports that got started by 'Watch this. hold my beer'" is a saying that has been printedon many images. "Bull riding is probably one of those…
“Don’t keep calm. Go out and change the world”
"Keep Calm and Carry On" is a famous British World War II poster. "Don't keep calm. Go change the world" is a variation that has been printed on many images.…
“Don’t keep calm. Go change the world”
"Keep Calm and Carry On" is a famous British World War II poster. "Don't keep calm. Go change the world" is a variation that has been printed on many images.…
“Why did the turkey cross the table?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turkey version is: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road/table?A: To…
“Why did the turkey cross the road?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turkey version is: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road/table?A: To…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the table?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the plate?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“All wine is mulled wine when you think about it”
"Mulled wine" does not mean that someone "mulled it over" (thought about it), but there are jokes. "All wine is mulled wine when you think about it" was posted on…
“All wine is mulled wine, if you think about it”
"Mulled wine" does not mean that someone "mulled it over" (thought about it), but there are jokes. "All wine is mulled wine when you think about it" was posted on…
“Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in”
"Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in" or ("Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in") is a sexual innuendo-filled cooking saying that has been printed…
“Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in”
"Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in" or ("Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in") is a sexual innuendo-filled cooking saying that has been printed…
“My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made face masks mandatory in many stores. "My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out..." is a saying that has been printed…
“My mask broke at the store. I felt like Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made face masks mandatory in many stores. "My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out..." is a saying that has been printed…