Streetery (eatery on a street)
A "streatery" or "streetery" (street + eatery) is a term similar to "parklet." A street parking space is taken over for dining, or the entire street could be closed to…
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“A guy only 3 feet, 3 inches tall showed up at my house. It was the meter man”
A "meter man" checks the gas/water meter. He is not just a meter tall, but there are jokes. "Bloke just knocked on my door, I opened it and he was about 3ft 3"tall. I said…
Streatery (street + eatery)
A "streatery" or "streetery" (street + eatery) is a term similar to "parklet." A street parking space is taken over for dining, or the entire street could be closed to…
Streetery (street + eatery)
A "streatery" or "streetery" (street + eatery) is a term similar to "parklet." A street parking space is taken over for dining, or the entire street could be closed to…
“Fueled by caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts”
"I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" is a coffee saying that has been printed on any images. "Running solely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" was…
“I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts”
"I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" is a coffee saying that has been printed on any images. "Running solely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" was…
“I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, lifting weights and inappropriate thoughts”
"I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" is a coffee saying that has been printed on any images. "Running solely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" was…
“I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts”
"I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" is a coffee saying that has been printed on any images. "Running solely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" was…
“Whiners make excuses. Winners make coffee”
"Quitters/Whiners make excuses. Winners make coffee" Is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Quitters make excuses. Winners make coffee" (shown on an image,…
“Quitters make excuses. Winners make coffee”
"Quitters/Whiners make excuses. Winners make coffee" Is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Quitters make excuses. Winners make coffee" (shown on an image,…
“If coffee can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem”
"If coffee can't fix it, it's a serious problem" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "If coffee can't fix it, nothing can!" was posted on…
“I run on caffeine and anger”
"I run (entirely) on caffeine and anger" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "OH at Axis Cafe, my new office for the next 4 months: 'I run on caffeine and…
“I run entirely on caffeine and anger”
"I run (entirely) on caffeine and anger" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "OH at Axis Cafe, my new office for the next 4 months: 'I run on caffeine and…
“Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping”
"Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee.…
“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it”
"I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine/it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I don't have a…
“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means having coffee without interruption”
"At my age, 'getting lucky' means having coffee without interruption" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "At my age, 'getting lucky'…
“Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A planet version is: "Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar,…
“Coaster?? That’s for people who put their coffee down”
"Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coaster?? That's for people who put…
“Coffee: Is the planet shaking or is it just me?”
"Coffee: Is the planet shaking or is it just me?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to coffee jitters. "Is the planet shaking...or is it…
“Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down”
"Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coaster?? That's for people who put…