“Walking down the stairs is falling with extra steps”
Walking down stairs has been compared to falling. "How come walking down stairs is just falling with extra steps?" was posted on Twitter by Phil_Swift on August 4, 2020. This was posted…
Walking down stairs has been compared to falling. "How come walking down stairs is just falling with extra steps?" was posted on Twitter by Phil_Swift on August 4, 2020. This was posted…
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
Several sauces have been described as "sexy ketchup" -- that is, a sauce with a "kick" (hotness or other flavor). "BBQ sauce is just sexy ketchup" was posted on…
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
"Wake up and smell the coffee" is a saying that has been cited in print since at least 1943. "Breakfast tacos" is a specialty of Austin, Texas. "Wake up and smell the…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Comedy Defensive DrivingWhat’s Your Signal??All too often I see drivers not using a signal before they turn or change lanes. I don’t care if you cut me off, as long as…
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Comedy Defensive DrivingWhat’s Your Signal??All too often I see drivers not using a signal before they turn or change lanes. I don’t care if you cut me off, as long as…
"Controller" sounds like "control her." A gamer joke was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on August 14, 2020: "My gamer girlfriend just left me...said I always tried to…
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
Entry in progress -- B.P. HuffPost Martha RingerCompletion Consultant, Author, Soul Listener‘Finishiative’08/10/2015 01:55 pm ET Updated Aug 10, 2016Walking on the trail the other night close…
"Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. "Maybe #serial killers are regular people on a…
"I assume people who don't drink coffee just die around 2 p.m." (or "I assume that people who don't drink coffee all die around 2 p.m.") is a coffee saying that has…
"Virtue is its own reward" is an old saying. "A good pun is its own reword" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A good pun is its own reword"…
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"I assume people who don't drink coffee just die around 2 p.m." (or "I assume that people who don't drink coffee all die around 2 p.m.") is a coffee saying that has…
"Some days you make the coffee. Other/Some days the coffee makes you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats…
"Some days you make the coffee. Other/Some days the coffee makes you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats…
"Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. "Maybe #serial killers are regular people on a…