"I assume that people who don't drink coffee…

“I assume people who don’t drink coffee just die around 2 p.m.” (or “I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2 p.m.”) is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from Michelle Wolf on August 20. 2013.

“I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2 pm” was posted on Twitter by Death Wish Coffee on September 20, 2018, and again on Twitter on February 5, 2020.

HappyPlace from someecards (August 21, 2013)
Michelle Wolf
@michelleisawolf
yesterday (August 20, 2013—ed.)
I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm.

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@TomVeos
I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm.
4:05 PM · Aug 20, 2013·dlvr.it

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MK??
@ghostkittykat
RT I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm. TP
@michelleisawolf via @happyplace
5:16 PM · Aug 20, 2013·Twitter for Websites

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GazingElephant
@GazingElephant
I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm. TP
@michelleisawolf
6:19 PM · Aug 20, 2013·Twitter for Websites

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Thom Wedge
@CLOSEDWedgeAU
“I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm.”
-MICHELLE WOLF
1:55 AM · Aug 21, 2013·Hootsuite

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Joe Connell
@JPConnell1
I assume people who don’t drink #coffee just die around 2 PM
11:32 AM · Oct 19, 2017·Twitter for Android

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Death Wish Coffee
@DeathWishCoffee
I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2 pm
1:00 PM · Sep 20, 2018·Twitter for Advertisers

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Victor Baatweng
@VictorBaatweng
I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 10 am….
3:28 AM · Sep 21, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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March 1, 2019
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38. You mean there are people out there who don’t need coffee? Crazy…
“I assume people who don’t drink coffee just die around 2 p.m.” — Unknown

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Body by Bourbon
@be_yourownhero
I can only assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2 pm.
7:18 AM · Jan 24, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Death Wish Coffee
@DeathWishCoffee
I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2pm.
2:00 PM · Feb 5, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.