“A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” There are several “hipster” versions that have been printed on images.
 
“So a hipster walks into a bar and says, ‘Screw this bar, there’s too many hipsters here’” was posted on Bike Forums on May 11, 2008. “So a hipster walks into a bar and says, ‘This bar sucks, It’s full of hipsters’” was posted on the image cited on Twitter on March 12, 2009.
 
“A hipster walks into a bar… I’m sure you’ve never heard of it” was posted on Twitter by Katie Hasty on December 11, 2009. “A hipster walks into a bar ... that you’ve never heard of before” was posted on Twitter by Dr Kevin Purcell on September 11, 2010. “A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of….” was posted on Twitter by Ryan Targee on May 11, 2011.
 
   
Bike Forums 
maldekai 
05-11-08, 11:40 PM
(...)
Here’s a joke that I think excess might appreciate
“So a hipster walks into a bar and says, “Screw this bar, there’s too many hipsters here.”
     
Twitter
Beautiful Jeff
@mmemordant
A hipster walks into a bar.  He says, “This place sucks!  It’s full of hipsters!”
12:52 AM · Feb 22, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
MeghanHeffernan
@mstuyvenberg
@danpankraz one more time with working link….anyway so a hipster walks into a bar….still funny http://bit.ly/LdJru
2:09 AM · Mar 12, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Bill Meltsner
@billmeltsner
So a hipster walks into a bar and says, “This bar sucks, it’s full of hipsters.”
10:48 PM · May 23, 2009·Adium
       
Twitter
Katie Hasty
@katiehasty
Replying to @Clifton_Hyde
@Clifton_Hyde A hipster walks into a bar… I’m sure you’ve never heard of it.
3:26 PM · Dec 11, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Dr Kevin Purcell
@kevinpurcell
A hipster walks into a bar ... that you’ve never heard of before.
12:08 AM · Sep 11, 2010·Tweetie for Mac
 
Twitter
Kevin K
@kevinkol
Replying to @kylemaddens
@kylemaddens So a hipster walks into a bar - that you’ve never heard of…
11:30 PM · Dec 28, 2010·Echofon
 
Twitter
lolly
@lollyadefope
a hipster walks into a bar… but you’ve probably never heard of it
8:08 AM · Jan 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Ryan Targee
@RyanBFTA
A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of….
2:44 PM · May 11, 2011·Twitter SMS
 
Twitter
Holly Throsby
@hollythrosby
A hipster walks into a bar. But, I dunno, you probably haven’t heard about it yet, it’s pretty new, it doesn’t have a sign or anything.
3:55 AM · Sep 12, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
No More Workhorse 
Hipsters – Example 1
BY NO MORE WORKHORSE ON FEBRUARY 20, 2012
A hipster walks into a bar and says “This bar sucks, it’s full of hipsters”… Ah, the plight of the hipster. Inspired by Morgan’s post about the worst bands of all time,
 
Pinkbike
A Small History of Enduro
Jan 17, 2013
by Matt Wragg
(...)
COMMENTS
TJquinn (Jan 17, 2013 at 3:06)
A hipster walks into a bar and says “I hate this bar, it’s full of hipsters”.
 
Twitter
Fred Rewey
@GodFadr
Joke: A hipster walks into a bar you have never heard of.
2:19 PM · Dec 25, 2014·Buffer
     
Google Books
Hipster Jokes
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative,
2015
Pg. ?:
So a hipster walks into a bar and, well, you’ve probably never heard of it.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Eighteensixtythree September 14, 2015
A hipster walks into a bar…
...and asks the hipster bartender for a beer. Bartender says - we don’t serve hipsters… ironically.
   
Twitter
Christopher E. Stith
@cestith
Replying to @genehack
A hipster walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he’ll have. The hipster points all around the place and says, “I’ll have whatever they’re not having.”
2:40 PM · Mar 21, 2018·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Paul Cantrell
@inthehands
Replying to @IanColdwater
A hipster walks into a bar and says, “This place sucks, it’s full of hipsters”
7:51 PM · Jan 6, 2020·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
bob loblaw antifa blog
@itlooksreal
Replying to @scootsbrodo and @mrmattypie
A hipster walks into a bar and says “this place sucks, it’s too derivative”
4:42 PM · Jan 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone