“I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a…” (joke)
A “Child Abuse Hotline” is usually to report about abuse to children, but a joke has it that the hotline is to get abuse from children.
“I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on August 1, 2017. “I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a cunt then hung up” was posted on Reddit—Jokes by May 30, 2020.
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off.
4:44 PM · Aug 1, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Dad Jokes Etc
@DadJokesEtc
I phoned the child abuse hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off !!!
2:15 AM · Aug 2, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Mann What Do I know. 🗯
@paulmann55
I called the child abuse hotline…..
Frikkin kid told me to piss off…
11:45 PM · Aug 3, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
A Monkeys Butler
@RonHunterRadio
So, I called the child abuse hotline…
Some kid answered, called me a doodie head, jerkey face and hung up…
2:32 PM · Aug 10, 2017·Facebook
Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a A** Hole and told me to eff off.
7:55 PM · Aug 28, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/thewargingned April 13, 2018
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt then hung up.
Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me an A….... and told me to eff off.
9:35 AM · Oct 6, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/vpetrychuk May 30, 2020
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt then hung up.