“Sufferin’ succotash” (“Suffering succotash”)
"Sufferin' succotash" is an expression that has been printed on many images. "Suffering succotash!" is a minced oath for "suffering savior." "'Oh,…
"Sufferin' succotash" is an expression that has been printed on many images. "Suffering succotash!" is a minced oath for "suffering savior." "'Oh,…
Some people get heartburn eating birthday cake. A joke was posted on Twitter by Victoria Todd on July 29, 2010: Bob:"Doctor i get heartburn every time i eat cake"Doctor:"Next time…
A tennis riddle is: Q: Why does the man want to buy nine rackets?A: Because tennis too many. "Tennis" is a pun on "ten is." The joke was posted on Twitter by Olls Grainger on…
"I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today" (or "I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again") is a jocular saying that has…
"Hire for attitude, train for skills" (or "Hire attitude, train skills") is a business saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship o the saying is unknown.…
YouTube is an American video-sharing website that began in February 2005. In November 2006, Google purchased YouTube. Those who have criticized Google's operation of YouTube (such as issues of…
Dick's Sporting Goods was founded by Richard "Dick" Stack in 1948. There's a popular riddle on the name: Q: Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?A: Because they don't…
"Fine feathered friend" is said of birds (often chickens). "Fine feathered "friends'" was printed in the Lancaster (Lancashire, UK) Gazette on June 28, 1873.…
A joke on protest chants is: "What do we want?""Hearing aids!""When do we want them?""HEARING AIDS!" Several versions of the "hearing aids" joke…
"Sultan vinegar" sounds like "salt and vinegar." A riddle was printed in The Guardian (London, UK) on June 28, 1989: Q: What crisps are named after an Arab ruler?A: Sultan…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Doorman (profession)A doorman (also porter in British English) is an individual hired to provide courtesy and security services at a residential building or…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Doorman (profession)A doorman (also porter in British English) is an individual hired to provide courtesy and security services at a residential building or…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Doorman (profession)A doorman (also porter in British English) is an individual hired to provide courtesy and security services at a residential building or…
"Aisle weight" is a pun on "I'll wait." "Name a worse pun than this. Aisle Weight" was posted on Twitter by David Norris on September 29, 2016. "Can anyone…
A time travel riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 20, 2015: "One.""How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?" Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/[deleted] March 20,…
“The dog ate my homework” is an old, lame excuse for a student not handing in homework on time. "My homework ate my dog" has been the subject of several jokes. A
"Arms are for hugging" is an anti-nuke and anti-gun ("arms") slogan that has been printed on many images. The anti-nuke version appears to be from 1976, and the anti-gun version…
"They say I have the best ass below 14th Street" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The song "Light My Candle" in the Jonathan Larson musical Rent (1996)…
Below 14th Street in Manhattan (New York City) is Greenwich Village. "I don't date below 14th Street" is a New York City saying of uncertain origin. The song "Light My…
"The gift that keeps on giving" is a gift that serves the user for longer than just one day (such as a birthday or holiday). "A Gift That Keeps on Giving" was printed in an…