“System change, not climate change”
"System change, not climate change" is a protest saying that has been printed on many images. "System change, not climate change" was printed in the Taranaki Daily News (New…
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“A spill, a slip, a hospital trip” (safety slogan)
"A spill, a slip, a hospital trip" is a safety slogan that has been printed on many images. "A Spill, A Slip, A Hospital Trip" has been cited in print since at least 2007, when…
“The future is female”
"The future is female" is a women's rights saying that has been printed on many images. The feminist slogan has been cited in print since at least July 1975, when it was printed on…
“The power of the people is stronger than the people in power”
"The power of the people is greater/stronger than the people in power" is a protest saying that has been printed on many images. The saying originated in the Arab Spring in Tunisia and…
“My wife gets turned on by shopping. It seems she’s buy-sexual”
"Buy-sexual" (or "buysexual") is a shopping pun on the word "bisexual." "The most accurate way to describe her sexuality is to state that it is inextricably…
“Spring is a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be”
"Spring is a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be" is a spring saying that has been printed on many images. "Spring: a lovely reminder of how beautiful change can…
“We go together like biscuits and gravy”
"A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy" (or "We go together like biscuits and gravy") has been printed on many images. Biscuits and gravy…
“A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy”
"A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy" (or "We go together like biscuits and gravy") has been printed on many images. Biscuits and gravy…
“Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?”/“Because he was pressed for time.”
A coffee riddle has been printed on several images. Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?A: Because he was pressed for time. The joke was posted on Twitter by ALTERRA® Coffee on…
“You miss 100 percent of the espresso shots you don’t take”
"You miss 100 percent of the espresso shots you don't take" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” is an ice…
“Hakuna Ma’Coffee. It means no worries. I’ll just drink coffee for the rest of the day”
"Hakuna Ma'Coffee. It means no worries. I'll just drink coffee for the rest of the day" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata"…
“Someone who is busier than you is running right now”
"Someone who is busier than you is running right now" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one is really never too busy to find time to run.…
“You can’t expect to look like a million bucks if you eat from the dollar menu”
"You can't expect to look like a million bucks if you eat from the dollar menu" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The "dollar menu" (also called the…
“They say do what you love and the money will follow” (joke)
“Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life” is an old saying. "They say do what you love and the money will follow" is the start of a joke that has been…
“If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?”
"If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Late to work. Why can't Thursday…
“Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice”
"Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol/beer/champagne/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine. Your choice" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Exercise makes you look better naked. So does tequila. Your choice”
"Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol/beer/champagne/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine. Your choice" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Sometimes I can’t figure out if I’m in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I’m at work”
"Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I'm at work" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I…
“If caught sleeping, slowly raise your head from your desk and say, ‘In Jesus’ name, Amen’”
"If caught sleeping, slowly raise your head from your desk and say, 'In Jesus name, Amen'" is a jocular work tip that has been printed on many images. The joke has been cited in…
“Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you’re not swimming in a puddle”
"Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you’re not swimming in a puddle" -- a take on the term "big fish in a small pond" -- is a saying that has been…