“Look in the mirror. That’s your competition”
"Look in the mirror. That's your competition" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Look in the mirror bitch that's your competition" was…
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“It’s not how big the house is. It’s how happy the home is”
"It's not how big the house is. It's how happy the home is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not how bigs the house... It's how happy the…
“Today’s plan? Drink coffee and be awesome”
"Today's plan? Drink coffee and be awesome" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Battle plan for this week: wake up, drink coffee, be awesome, repeat"…
“My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy”
"My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "My plan for the day? Same as always: Drink COFFEE and be…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“Don’t fear failure. Fear being in the exact same place next year as you are today”
"Don't fear failure. Fear being in the exact same place next year as you are today" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't fear FAILURE. Fear…
“I didn’t come this far to only come this far”
"I didn't come this far to only come this far" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "From a FB friend: 'I didn't come this far, to only come…
“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown… Doughnuts never do that”
"You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it... Doughnuts never do that" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“A six-sided man walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A hexagon version is: "A six-sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The…
“Sprinkles are for winners”
"Sprinkles are for winners" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@EmilyAWalker - good point, sprinkles are for winners!" was posted on Twitter by E.MO.TION.AL on…
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot”
"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "You Are the Pilot When Time Flies" was…
“I get nostalgic when reversing my car. It always takes me back”
"I get nostalgic when reversing my car. It always takes me back" is a car joke that was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on June 18, 2018. The joke was also posted on Reddit -- Oneliners and…
“Sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful, too”
"Sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful, too" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Sunsets are proof, endings can be beautiful too" was…
“Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Point me to the nearest bar”
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Point me to the nearest bar" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are!" is an…
“Sweating while you shop counts as exercise”
"Sweating while you shop counts as exercise" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating while shopping counts as exercise" was posted on Twitter by…
“I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet”
In the American romantic comedy television series Sex and the City, the "To Market, To Market" episode that originally aired on June 22, 2013, the character Carrie Bradshaw (played by…
“Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day”
"Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Every day may not be good, but there's…
“The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid”
"The early bird catches the worm" is an old proverb. "The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid" is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want”
"Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "Men go shopping to buy what they…
“Sweating while shopping counts as exercise”
"Sweating while you shop counts as exercise" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating while shopping counts as exercise" was posted on Twitter by…