“Food. Eat it quick or you will have to share it”
"Food. Eat it quick or you will have to share it" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "FOOD RULE: Eat it quick or you will have to share it" was posted on…
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“It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into the wine store”
"It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into the wine store" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "It was so windy that when I…
“Your fast food can be your last food”
"Your fast food can be your last food" is a fast food saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on the website Sloganshub on December 27, 2015 and on Twitter…
“If you mix butter and flour, you’ll roux the day”
"Roux" (a mixture of flour and fat) has resulted in many "roux the day" (roux + rue the day) puns. "Roux the day" has been cited in print since at least 1989, when it…
“The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a glass of wine”
"The only thing I throwback on (a) Thursday is a glass of wine" (or "The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is a glass of wine") is a jocular saying about "Throwback…
Deliciositicity or Deliciousiticity (form of “delicious”)
"Deliciositicity" (or "deliciousiticity") means a food that contains qualities of deliciousness. It is pronounced like "de-lish-ee-ah-sit-is-i-ty." In the American…
“When life shuts a door, open it again. That’s how doors work”
"When life shuts a door, open it again. That's how doors work" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Captain Obvious…
“It isn’t that I’m not a people person. It’s just that I’m not a stupid people person”
"It isn't that I'm not a people person. It's just that I'm not a stupid people person" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Its not…
“I don’t always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I’m probably at work”
"I don't always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I'm probably at work" -- a work variation of the :Most Interesting Man in the World" meme -- is a jocular saying that…
“You don’t have to eat less. You just have to eat right”
"You don't have to eat less. You just have to eat right" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed in the book Weight Loss: How to Keep Your…
“Food is essential to life; therefore, make it good”
"Food is essential to life; therefore, make it good" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been posted at Chik-fil-A chicken restaurants and credited to…
“When I order pizza online and there’s a ‘Notes’ box, I put ‘Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON’”
An online food delivery order often has a "notes" or "special instructions" space, so the ordering party can inform the delivery person of the procedure at that address (such as…
“The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the ‘Skip Ad’ button on YouTube”
"The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the 'Skip Ad' button on YouTube" is a jocular one-line saying about YouTube that has been printed on many…
“The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid”
"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. San Francisco (CA) Examiner…
“I love cooking children and dogs. But hate using commas”
"I love cooking children and dogs but I hate punctuating my sentences" is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter on April 3, 2011. "I love cooking children and dogs but I hate…
“Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle ‘farts’!”
"Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle 'farts'!" is a jocular one-line saying about ketchup bottles that has been printed on many images. "At Red Robin…
“Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food”
"Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 17, 2011. TwitterAnna Chan…
“Need motivation to lose weight? Eat In front of a mirror. Naked”
"Need motivation to lose weight? Eat In front of a mirror. Naked" is a jocular saying about losing weight that has been printed on many images. "Eat in front of a mirror" was…
“I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables, but I discover they’re just regular donuts”
Some people try to buy organic vegetables, but buy regular vegetables by mistake. And then there are people who don't buy vegetables at all. "I hate it when I think I'm buying…
“Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat”
"Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear Food: Either stop being delicious or stop making me…