“Fitness? More like, fitness this whole pizza in my mouth”
"Fitness? More like, fitness this whole burger/cake/pizza in my mouth" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Fitness? More like fitness this whole pizza in my…
Archive for 05/2017
“If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross”
Reheated french fries are never good, but some people still reheat them, anyway. "Reheated french fries are always gross. Just thought I would share that" was posted on Twitter on…
“If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn’t be called nachos”
"Nachos" sounds like "not yours." "If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn’t be called nachos" is a jocular one-line saying about nachos that has been printed…
“If you wrote a screenplay about coffee, would it be a JavaScript?”
"JavaScript" is not a screenplay about coffee, but there are many puns. "Javascript (which I thought was a screenplay about coffee)" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups:…
“True beauty is within—for example, opening your fridge”
"True beauty is within -- for example, opening your fridge" is a popular saying on Twitter. "'True beauty comes from within' example: opening your fridge" was posted…
“If you wrote a screenplay about coffee, would it be a JavaScript?”
"JavaScript" is not a screenplay about coffee, but there are many puns. "Javascript (which I thought was a screenplay about coffee)" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups:…
“Don’t get mad—get everything!”
"Don't get mad -- get even!" is an old political saying. Czech-American businesswoman and former fashion model Ivana Trump (who was married to Donald Trump from 1977 to 1991) said in…
“When all else fails… Pizza & Beer”
"When all else fails… Pizza & Beer" is a popular saying. "When all else fails you can't go wrong with some pizza and a good beer!!!" was posted on Twitter on May 31,…
“The UN is really just a country club”
Yhe United Nations (UN) has over 190 member states. "The UN is a country club" was posted on the newsgroup rec.aviation.military on January 22, 2003. "The UN is a Country Club"…
“Why isn’t the Discovery Channel on a different channel every day?”
"Why isn't the Discovery Channel on a different channel every day?" is a jocular question about the Discovery Channel, an American basic cable and satellite television channel.…
“When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow”
"When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow" is a saying about alcohol that ha been printed on many images. "Getting drunk is borrowing happiness from…
“Most orchestras are just 1800s cover bands”
"Most orchestras are just 1800s cover bands" is a jocular orchestra saying that has been printed on several images. " If you think about it, most orchestras are mainly cover…
“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy”
American actress Goldie Hawn said as the character "Elise" in the film The First Wives Club (1996): "There are only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney, and…
“Is a cul-de-sac a spoon in the road?”
"Fork in the road" is a term, but what about "spoon in the road"? "Was walking, came to a fork in the road, and took the one less traveled. Then I came to a spoon in the…
“People who use public phone boxes are either buying drugs or having an affair”
There aren't many public phone boxes still around; people usually carry a mobile phone -- or two. "Fact: People who use public phone boxes are either buying drugs or having an…
“Respect is like a paycheck, if you don’t earn it, you don’t deserve it”
"Respect is like a paycheck. It has to be earned" (or "Respect is like a paycheck. If you don't earn it, you don't deserve it") is a saying that has been printed on…
Mardi Gras City (New Orleans nickname)
The city of New Orleans, Louisiana, has celebrated Mardi Gras since at least the 1830s. "New Orleans, the great Mardi Gras city of old days, held no celebration this year. She is in sackcloth…
“Why don’t keyboards sleep?”/“Because they have two shifts.”
A riddle about the computer keyboard is: Q: Why don't keyboards sleep?A: Because they have two shifts. "Do u know why keyboards never get tired ???. . .because they have two shifts .…
“Laissez les bons temps rouler” (“Let the good times roll”)
"Laissez les bons temps rouler" ("Let the good times roll") became a popular Louisiana saying from the 1940s-1960s. "Good times roll round once more" was printed in…
“What do you call a feminist government?”/“A dick-hater-ship.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 9, 2017: Q: What do you call a feminist government?A: A Dick-hater-ship. The joke was posted on Twitter by many others. Reddit -- Jokes(Original) What…