“What do vegans say at Christmas?”/“Soy to the world!”
"Joy to the World" is an English Christmas carol, written by English minister and hymnwriter Isaac Watts in 1719, "Soy to the World" is a pun that has been printed on many…
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“What do vegans say during sex?”/“Artichoke me.”
People who like to eat artichokes don't necessarily like choking, but there have been several vegan sex jokes. "Kinky vegan: 'artichoke me daddy'" was posted on Twitter on…
“What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!” (joke)
"What do we want?" a speaker often chants at protests. The crowd says what they demand. "When do we want it?" the speaker asks. "NOW!" the protesters shout.…
“What do we want?”/ “A cure for chocolate addiction.”/ “When do we want it?”/ “After eight.”
"What do we want?"/ "[X]"/ "When do we want it"/ "Now!" is a popular protest chant. "After Eight" is a brand of mint chocolate thins. "What do…
“What do we want?”/ “A box of chocolates.”/ “When do we want it?”/ “After eight.”
"What do we want?"/ "[X]"/ "When do we want it"/ "Now!" is a popular protest chant. "After Eight" is a brand of mint chocolate thins. "What do…
“What do we want?”/“Hearing aids!”/“When do we want them?”/“HEARING AIDS!”
A joke on protest chants is: "What do we want?""Hearing aids!""When do we want them?""HEARING AIDS!" Several versions of the "hearing aids" joke…
“What do we want?”/“Time travel!”/“When do we want it?”/“It’s irrelevant!”
"What do we want?"/"[insert cause]"/"When do we want it?"/"Now!" is a popular protest chant. "What do we want?"/"Time travel!"/"When…
“What do whores and Walmart have in common?” (NSFW joke)
Walmart stores are often open 24 hours a day. "Sluts are like Walmart.Everybody makes fun of them,but at 4am when ur inside of 1,ur like 'I'm kinda glad these are around'(Joke…
“What do witches ask for at a hotel?”/“Broom service.”
A popular Halloween riddle about witches is: Q: What do witches ask for at a hotel?A: Broom service. The joke was printed in Boys' Life magazine in 1985. Google BooksMay 1985, Boys' Life,…
“What do witches use on their hair?”/“Scare spray.”
A popular Halloween riddle was printed in the Asheville (NC) Citizen and Times on May 27, 1972: Q: What do witches use on their hair?A. Scare spray. "Scare spray" (or…
“What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?”/“A Tea-rex.”
A tea riddle is: Q: What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?A: A Tea-rex. "'How do you call a dinosaur in for its dinner? Tea, Rex!' -- Gordon Brown. Guardian interview:…
“What do you after an Apple turns bad?”/“You open windows.”
An apple riddle is: Q: What do you after an Apple turns bad?A: You open windows. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 25, 2020, and refers to an Apple computer and the Windows operating…
“What do you buy the web designer who has everything?”/“Gif vouchers.”
There are "gift" vouchers, but what about "gif" vouchers? "Do web geeks get Gif Vouchers for christmas?" was posted on Twitter on August 20, 2012. A riddle was posted…
“What do you call 12 enchiladas?”/“A footilada.”
There is no "inch" in "enchilada," but there are jokes. "Gringo conversions: 12 enchiladas = 1 footilada" was posted on Twitter by missingblakes on August 8, 2010.…
“What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?”/“Prime mates.”
Amazon Prime is a paid subscription service offered by Amazon.com, offering two-day or one-day delivery service in certain areas. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 19, 2017: Q:…
“What do you call 2 witches sharing an apartment?”/“Broomates.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…
“What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving). "What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!" was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. "What do you call…
“What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers?”/“Skeet.”
Some lawyer jokes involve parachuting (skydiving). "What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers? SKEET!" was printed in the Daily News (Halifax, NS) on August 28, 1993. "What do you call…
“What do you call 500 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean? A good start.” (lawyer joke)
One of the most popular of all lawyer jokes is: "What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?""A good start." The joke became famous when it was spoken by actor…
“What do you call 52 pieces of bread?”/“A deck of carbs.”
"Deck of cards" is different than a "deck of carbs," but there are jokes. "A loaf of bread is really just a deck of carbs" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…