“Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are”
"Without freedom of speech, we would never know who the idiots are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If we don’t protect freedom of…
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“Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house”
"Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house" is a popular quotation for Valentine's Day. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2008. The author is unknown.…
“Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused panic buying, and many supermarket shelves were empty. A pickup line joke was posted on Twitter by Poeticgirl86 on March 19, 2020:…
“Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone”
"Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your…
“Wizard of Moving” (Oz Moving & Storage)
Avi Oz founded Oz Moving & Storage in 1993. Taking a cue from the film The Wizard of Oz, the company slogan is "Wizard of Moving." The slogan has not been trademarked. (Trademark)Word…
“Woke (adj.): A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice…”
"woke /wōk/ informal • US (adj.) A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior" is a jocular definition that has…
“Woke up early enough to get to the gym and have an amazing workout…”
"Woke up early enough to go to the gym for an amazing work out. I didn't go, but I woke up early enough" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael P Spradlin on November 26, 2018.…
“Woke up this morning with a dead leg. Haven’t got a clue who’s it is”
Some people -- non-runners and runners -- wake up with a "dead leg." A joke was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on December 12, 2010: "Woke up this morning with a dead leg, no idea…
“Women are like bacon: We look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you”
"Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men" and "Women are like bacon: We look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill…
“Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men”
"Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men" and "Women are like bacon: We look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill…
“Women are like phones. They love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button…”
"Girls/Women are like phones. They/We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon”
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
“Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. The kitchen has coffee”
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
“Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. The kitchen has food”
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has bacon/coffee/food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A…
“Women cook, men grill”
"Women cook and men grill" (or "men grill and women cook") is a saying that's been in use since at least 2006 and is now printed on grilling gift items. Grilling (and…
“Women go to the theatre and men are brought there” (theatre adage)
It's long been known that women go to the theatre more often than men. Michael Colgan, artistic director of the Gate Theatre in Dublin, Ireland, said in 2001: "I did coin that phrase…
“Women shop, men buy”
Retailers have long known that men and women have different habits, reflected in the adage "women shop, men buy." Men appear to know what they want and buy that one thing, but women like…
“Women speak softly and carry a big statistic”
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) quoted what he said was a West African proverb, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." Kathleen Hall Jamieson, director of the Annenberg…
“Women today are like the weather in Texas. You will never understand them”
Texas weather can change a lot -- and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song "Boogie Mama" (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, "Just like…
“Women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it”
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A new study…