Eating a handful of shredded cheese is not cooking, but there's a joke. "whoever said i can’t cook must have never tried my 3am handful of shredded cheese" was posted on Facebook…
Eating a handful of shredded cheese is not cooking, but there's a joke. "whoever said i can’t cook must have never tried my 3am handful of shredded cheese" was posted on Facebook…
"Money can't buy happiness" is a proverb that has been cited in English since at least 1821. There have been many jocular variations of the proverb. "Whoever said money…
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Whoever said money can't buy you happiness has (clearly) never been bonded out of jail before" is a saying…
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Whoever said money can't buy you happiness has (clearly) never been bonded out of jail before" is a saying…
"Can't Slam a Revolving Door" was a headline in The Architect and Engineer for October 1921. "The Hardest Job in the World -- Slamming a revolving door" was published in a…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic began, according to one theory, when someone in Wuhan, China, ate an undercooked bat. "Whoever said that one person cant change the world never ate an…
"Whoever said technology would replace all paper hasn’t tried wiping their ass/behind with an iPad" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Whoever said technology will…
Some people who do not have toilet paper use corn cobs instead. "Whoever said the onion is the only vegatable that makes ya cry has never wiped with a corn cob. (I’ll lock up when I’m…
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One of the saddest scenes of the day were the people…
Grantland Rice (1880-1954) wrote, "For when the One Great Scorer comes to write against your name; He marks -- not that you won or lost -- but how you played the Game." Many sports…
"Fast food" is only one letter away from being "fat food." "Whoever snuck the 's' in 'fast food' was a clever little bastard" is a jocular line…
"Whoever came up with the spelling for 'receipt' was an idiopt" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The letter "p" is silent. "Whoever…
"Money can't buy happiness" is a proverb that has been cited in English since at least 1821. There have been many jocular additions to the proverb. "Whoever thinks money…
Appetizers offer food, just before there's more food. This was posted on X/Twitter by "keef pants again" (originally by Emily Battista @embattista) on December 5, 2016, and it…
"Whoever wins the turnover battle usually wins the game" is a generally accepted football adage. The term "turnover battle" (a "battle" with the "war" being…
"Whole Foods, Whole People, Whole Planet" is the the slogan of Whole Foods Market, an Austin-based natural and organic foods supermarket that began in 1980. It's a whole lotta…
"The whole kit and caboodle" is an older expression for what we might nowadays say is "the whole nine yards" -- that is, "everything." In the 1800s, the phrase was…
"Mark my words" is an expression meaning that one should remember what the speak is saying. "Mark my words" usually does not involve literally marking words, but there are…
The candies Milk Duds (introduced in 1928), Maltesers (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), Whoppers (introduced in the United States in 1949), Revels (introduced in the United Kingdom in…