“Why did the chef take his own life?”/“Because he lost the huile d’olive.”
"Huile d'olive" (French for "olive oil") sounds like "will to live," prompting the joke: Q: Why did the chef take his own life?A: Because he lost huile…
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“Why did the chewing gum cross the road?”/“Because it was under the chicken’s foot.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chewing gum version is: Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the…
“Why did the chicken cross the apple orchard?”/“To get to the other cider.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An orchard version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the (apple)…
“Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?”/“Because it heard the referee was blowing fowls.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A basketball version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball…
“Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?”/“To get to the same side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is an old joke from the 19th century. A Möbius strip version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?A: To get to the same side. The joke…
“Why did the chicken cross the orchard?”/“To get to the other cider?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An orchard version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the (apple)…
“Why did the chicken cross the playground?”/“To get to the other slide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A playground variation is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the…
“Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?”/“To see the chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?”/“To see the chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?”/“To see the chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?” (riddle)
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A "double-crossing" version is: Q: Why did the chicken…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?” (joke)
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" This joke is cited in print in the March 1847 The Knickerbocker (New York monthly magazine). An 1872 variant is: "Why…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Because Colonel Sanders was after him.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is an old joke from the 19th century. The punchline is usually "to get to the other side," but another version is: Q: Why did the chicken…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is an old joke from the 19th century. The punchline is usually "to get to the other side," but another version is: Q: Why did the chicken…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Can’t a fucking chicken cross a road…?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A riddle of this joke is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“It was in a curry.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken tikka masala version is: Q: Why did the Chicken Tikka…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“No one knows. But the road will have his vengeance.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A pun on the word "cross" is: Q: Why did the chicken cross…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“North Korea’s long range missiles don’t reach that far.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A North Korea version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A:…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Social distancing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic put a "social…