“Why did the bunny go to the dance?”/“To do the bunny hop!”
The bunny hop was a popular dance in the 1950s. This Easter bunny riddle is from at least 1966: Q: What's the Easter rabbit's favorite dance?A: The bunny hop. A slightly different form of…
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“Why did the cactus cross the road?”/“It was stuck to the chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cactus version is: Q: Why did the cactus cross the road? A: It was…
“Why did the cake go to the doctor?”/“It was a coughee cake.”
"Coffee cake" should not be confused with "coughee cake" or "coughy cake," but there are jokes. "What do you call a baker with a cold?..........Coughee cake...bah…
“Why did the Canadian cross the road?”/“He saw some American do it on TV.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Canadian version is: Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?A: He…
“Why did the Canadian cross the road?”/“He saw some American do it on TV.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Canadian version is: Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?A: He…
“Why did the Canadian cross the road?”/“To get to the middle.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a joke cited in print since at least 1847. "Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get to the middle," a Toronto entrepreneur said in…
“Why did the Canadian cross the road?”/“To get to the middle.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a joke cited in print since at least 1847. "Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get to the middle," a Toronto entrepreneur said in…
“Why did the cannibal break up with his valentine?”/“She didn’t suit his taste.”
A popular Valentine's Day cannibal riddle is: Q: Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend/valentine?A: She didn't suit his taste. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Why did the cannibal die of COVID-19?”/“Too many handshakes.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many people avoid handshakes. A cannibal possibly makes handshakes (a shake containing hands). A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 4, 2020: Q:…
“Why did the cannibal eat an Olympian every morning?”/“So he could have a breakfast of champions.”
"Breakfast of Champions" has been the slogan of Wheaties cereal from 1933. Menudo (a Mexican soup) has also been called the "breakfast of champions." To a cannibal, however,…
“Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?”/“He wanted a balanced meal.”
A cannibal riddle is: Q: Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?A: He wanted a balanced meal. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Google Books'A Prairie Home…
“Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?”/“Because he got cold feet”
To "get cold feet" means to be nervous or anxious about an upcoming event. The expression has been used in several cannibal jokes. "When my mate Barry was invited to a cannibal…
“Why did the cannibal live on his own?”/“He was fed up with other people.”
“What is a cannibal?"/"Someone who is fed up with people" is a classic joke from the 1940s. A variation of the riddle is: Q: Why did the cannibal live on his own?A: He was fed up…
“Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?”/“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
A watermelon riddle is: Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?A: It wanted to be a watermelon. The riddle was published in Boys' Life magazine in July 2006. Google BooksJuly 2006,…
“Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?”/“It wanted to become a watermelon.”
A watermelon riddle originally involved a rockmelon (a term for "cantaloupe" used in Australia and New Zealand), but this was later replaced with "cantaloupe" or just…
“Why did the cat cross the road?”/“Because the chicken had a laser pointer.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cat version is: Q: Why did the cat cross the road?A: Because the…
“Why did the cat cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the cheese board blow away?”/“Because of the strong bries.”
A pun on "brie" cheese was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2011: Q: Why did the cheese board blow away? A: Because of the strong bries. Related "bries"/"breeze" jokes…
“Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course?”/“Because he wanted them par-boiled.”
"Parboiling" has nothing to do with a golf "par," but there are jokes. "Par-boiled: mistakenly put a golf ball in the saucepan instead of an egg" was posted on the…
“Why did the chef quit?”/“They cut his celery.”
"Celery" sounds a little bit like "salary." A riddle is: Q: Why did the chef quit?A: They cut his celery. The joke was posted on Twitter by WISCO VIEWERS on June 23, 2013.…