“Whipped cream is just regular cream that is really into BDSM”
"Whipped cream" has nothing to do with BDSM, but there are jokes. "Whipped cream comes from cows that are into bdsm" was posted on Twitter by whiny teenager on May 20, 2012.…
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“Whiskey (noun)—magic brown water for fun people”
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
“Whiskey has never been recalled because of E. coli”
Lettuce has been recalled for E-coli. "Bourbon/Vodka/Whiskey/Wine has never been recalled for E-coli" has been printed on many images. "Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey…
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
"Scotch/Whiskey/Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown,…
“Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold”
"Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold" is a jocular line that has been credited to American singer and actor Jerry Vale (1930-2014) since 1972,…
“Whiskey is just water living up to its full potential”
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
“Whiskey is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky”
"Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls/women frisky" is a saying that has been printed on T-shirts. The "whiskey-risky-frisky" saying has been cited in print since at least…
“Whiskey is the hand sanitizer for the soul”
"Whiskey is the hand sanitizer for the soul" was posted on Twitter by GirlonTapas on October 21, 2014. The jocular one-line saying quickly became the subject of many tweets.…
“Whiskey is what beer wants to be when it grows up”
"Whiskey is what beer wants to be when it grows up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The distilling process is similar for both beer and whiskey. The saying has been…
“Whiskey makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Whiskey makes me happy. You, not so much" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook by We Love Whiskey on January…
“Whiskey was invented so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world”
The word "whiskey" comes from the Gaelic word for "water." Ireland often claims to have invented whiskey, although Scotland now manufactures more of it. "Whiskey was…
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but better”
"Whiskey Wednesday. It's like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Taco Tuesday" and "Whiskey Wednesday" are terms…
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses”
"Whiskey Wednesday. It's like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Taco Tuesday" and "Whiskey Wednesday" are terms…
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but more fun”
"Whiskey Wednesday. It's like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Taco Tuesday" and "Whiskey Wednesday" are terms…
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, only cooler”
"Whiskey Wednesday. It's like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Taco Tuesday" and "Whiskey Wednesday" are terms…
“Whiskey, steak, guns & freedom”
"Whiskey, steak, guns & freedom" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "Ron, you DO love things: Bacon, eggs, steak, whiskey, guns & freedom!…