A joke about the small value of the old Soviet Union's currency was posted on the newsgroup net.jokes on November 24, 1983: Q: What are the relative values of the British pound, American…
"Formaldehyde" has nothing to do with the gothic novella Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1886) by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson, but there are jokes. This was posted on…
"Himalayan" sounds like "him-a-laying." A riddle about Himalayan salt is: Q: What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?A: Herastandin pepper. "Herastandin" sounds like…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to self-isolate. "Dad: what is the opposite word for isolate Me: doesn’t answer for 5mins Dad: you so early" was posted on Twitter…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to self-isolate. "Dad: what is the opposite word for isolate Me: doesn’t answer for 5mins Dad: you so early" was posted on Twitter…
"Murder most foul, as in the best it is / But this most foul, strange and unnatural" is a line from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet. This shouldn't be confused with…
"Scone" sounds like "'s gone" ("it's gone") in the UK. A popular joke is: Q: What's the world's fastest cake? A: Scone! The riddle has been cited…
"Raining cats and dogs" is an old expression for a heavy rain. It does not mean a literal rain of animals, but there is a weather joke: "What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?…
"Whatever bakes your cake" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or "whatever turns…
"Whatever butters your biscuit(s)" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or…
"Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Occasionally when life throws a curve ball at you... Just…
"Whatever melts your butter" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or "whatever…
"Whatever sprinkles your donut(s)" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or…
"Whatever tickles your pickle" means "whatever tickles your fancy" or "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever…
"Whatever trips your trigger" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever turns you on" or "whatever floats…
"Whatever you allow the government to do to others it will eventually do to you" is a saying that has been printed on several images. For example, if a government labels a person…
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood" is a jocular aphorism that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted on Twitter on…
The bird flu in 2025 caused eggs to become expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on February 18, 2025, and it received over 2,500 likes: "Whatever…Reese’s Eggs are cheaper…
The bird flu in 2025 caused eggs to become expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on February 18, 2025, and it received over 2,500 likes: "Whatever…Reese’s Eggs are cheaper…
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thiccs" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "wheat thins imply the existence of wheat thiccs" was…