“What’s a teddy bear’s favorite pasta?”/“Tagliateddy.”
A pun on "tagliatelle" pasta is: Q: What's a teddy bear's favorite pasta?A: Tagliateddy. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.happy.valley on January 12, 2002. Wikipedia:…
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“What’s a thousand times better than Instagram?”/“Instakilogram.”
Instagram is an American photo and video-sharing social networking service owned by Facebook. "Announcing the newest social photo app: Instakilogram. Literally a thousand times better than…
“What’s a three-season bed?”/“One without a spring.”
A joke was printed in The Christian Science Monitor in September 1926 and widely reprinted in newspapers: "Out in the country where I spent my vacation they gave me one of those three-season…
“What’s a tuba for?” (joke)
"What's a tuba for?" is a classic tuba joke. "What's a tuba for? To blow into, or to make a house outa?" was cited in print in 1940. Wikipedia: 2X42x4, two-by-four, or…
“What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?”/“A blood orange.”
A popular vampire riddle is: Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit?A: A blood orange. "Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: Blood orange" was cited in a 1991 newspaper…
“What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?”/“A necktarine.”
The nectarine isn't featured in many jokes, but there is a pun: Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit?A: A necktarine. The pun was cited with other Halloween jokes on the newsgroup…
“What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream?”/“Veinilla.”
A popular children's Halloween pun is: Q: What's a vampire's favorite ice cream?A: Veinilla. The "veinilla" (vein + vanilla) joke has been cited in print since at least…
“What’s a vampire’s least favorite newspaper(s)?”/“The Sun and The Mirror.”
Both London and New York City either have or had newspapers called The Mirror and The Sun. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on March 24, 2012: "Whats a Vampires least…
“What’s a volcano’s favorite dessert?”/“BakLava.”
"Baklava" (a Turkish pastry dessert) doesn't contain "lava," but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 9, 2016: Q: What's a volcano's…
“What’s a web designer’s favorite tea?”/“URL Grey.”
Many people pronounce "URL" as "Earl," leading to puns about "URL Grey tea." "URL grey?" was posted on the newsgroup alt.devilbunnies on November 24, 1999.…
“What’s a web developer’s favorite tea?”/“URL Grey.”
Many people pronounce "URL" as "Earl," leading to puns about "URL Grey tea." "URL grey?" was posted on the newsgroup alt.devilbunnies on November 24, 1999.…
“What’s a werewolf’s favorite sauce?”/“Béchamel, because it starts with a rouuuuuuuux.”
Do werewolves like béchamel sauce? A riddle was posted on Twitter by "Caelyn Sandel is still here" on October 21, 2019: Q: What's a werewolf's favorite sauce?A: Béchamel,…
“What’s a wok?”/“Something you fwow at a wabbit.”
A popular riddle about a wok (a cooking utensil) has been printed on several images: Q: What is a wok?A: Something you fwow at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle. The dialect is that of…
“What’s a zombie’s favorite weather?”/“Brainstorms.”
A zombie riddle was posted on Reddit -- Zombies on May 17, 2011, taken from this rage comic of the day before: Q: What is a zombie's favorite weather?A: BRAINSTORMS. Zombies, as everyone…
“What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing a hotel room?”/“Not filling out the comment card.”
A joke about an accountant's supposedly mild personality is: Q: What's an accountant's idea of trashing his/her hotel room? A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card. The joke…
“What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing a hotel room?”/“Not filling out the comment card.”
A joke about an accountant's supposedly mild personality is: Q: What's an accountant's idea of trashing his/her hotel room? A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card. The joke…
“What’s an alcoholic’s least favorite part of a baseball game?”/“The bottom of the fifth.”
Whiskey used to be sold in fifths of a gallon. "The bottom of the fifth" can refer to the fifth inning of a baseball game, but to an alcoholic it can mean the last fifth of alcohol. The…
“What’s an Amish person’s favorite kind of raisin?”/“A barn raisin.”
"Raisin" can sound like "raising." "What is an Amish man's favorite dried fruit? A barn raisin!" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 9, 2014.…
“What’s an anagram of “thaws’”
"What’s is an anagram of 'thaws'" was posted on the newsgroup uk.rec.sheds on February 21, 2000. "What's an anagram of thaw" was posted on Twitter by Neil…
“What’s an Irish windbreaker?”/“Someone who’s had too much corned beef and cabbage.”
A "windbreaker" is a coat. A popular St. Patrick's Day joke about another kind of wind is: Q: What's an Irish windbreaker?A: Someone who's had too much corned beef and…