“What’s an ISIS terrorist’s favorite wine?”/“A Zinfidel.”
Zinfandel is a variety of black-skinned wine grape. "Zinfidel" is a jocular portmanteau word of "Zinfandel" and "infidel." "That makes me want to open a terrorist…
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“What’s best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies”
"What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an images. "What's best way to build upper arm strength?…
“What’s better than eating a mandarin?”/“Eating Amanda out.”
A pun about eating a mandarin orange is: Q: What's better than eating a mandarin?A: Eating Amanda out. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.flame.james.ngygook on June 23, 1996. Wikipedia:…
“What’s better than enchiladas?”/“n+1 chiladas.”
"Enchilada" might sound like "n-chilada" to a mathematician. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 24, 2021: Q: What's better than enchiladas?A: n+1 chiladas.…
“What’s better than roses on your piano?”/“Tulips on your organ.”
The organ has been the subject of many sex jokes. One popular pun is: Q; What's better than roses on your piano?A: Tulips on your organ. The oral sex joke has been cited in print since at…
“What’s Bigfoot’s favorite Thanksgiving side?”/“Sas-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve "sas-squash" or "sass-squash." "What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH!…
“What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?” (lawyer joke)
One of the oldest and most popular of lawyer jokes is: What 's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A doberman. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986 and has been included…
“What’s black and doesn’t work?”/“Decaf coffee, you racist.”
"What's black and doesn't work?"/"Decaf coffee, you racist" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter on February 16, 2012. The…
“What’s black and white and never right?”/“A hockey referee.”
An ice hockey referee wears a black-and-white jersey. Vern Buffey titled his hockey memoir, Black and White and Never Right: A Hockey Referee (1980). It not known when the "black and white and…
“What’s black and white and read all over?” (newspaper riddle)
"What's black and white and re(a)d all over?" The newspaper riddle has been cited in print from at least 1824. WikiAnswersQ: What is black and white and read all over?In: Jokes and…
“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“A blushing zebra.”
“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…
“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“A sunburned zebra.”
“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…
“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“An embarrassed zebra.”
“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…
“What’s blue and looks like a tomato?”/“A red tomato in disguise.”
A tomato riddle is: Q: What's blue and looks like a tomato?A: A red tomato is disguise. The riddle was posted on Twitter by "anti joke apple" on April 11, 2014. “What’s yellow…
“What’s classy if you’re rich, but trashy if you’re poor?”/“Getting money from the government.”
A business magnate such as Elon Musk receives billions of "corporate welfare" government money. However, when a poor person receives welfare, many people regard this action as worse.…
“What’s cookin’?” (What’s cooking?”)
"What's cooking?" originally meant exactly that. However, 'What's cooking?" (or "What's cookin'?") has come to mean "What's…
“What’s Darth Vader’s favorite Canadian dish?”/“Palpoutine.”
The Star Wars film character of Emperor Palpatine has nothing to do with the Canadian dish of poutine, but there have been several puns. "The Canadian Emperor's name is Pal Poutine"…
“What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?”/“Women.”
A riddle that might be popular at some gyms is: Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?A: Women. The joke became popular in 2011. "Ah, sarcasm. Perhaps the only thing that gets…
“What’s half fruit, half dog and is rather sad?”/“A melon collie.”
A "melancholy" riddle is: Q: What's half fruit, half dog and is rather sad?A: A melon collie. "Half dog and half fruit..A real melon-collie pup/baby" was posted on the…
“What’s in the well comes up in the bucket” (proverb)
"What's in the well comes up in the bucket" is a metaphor meaning that what's in someone's heart will come out of the mouth. "What is in the well will be in the…