“What do you call a go-go dancing pig?”/“Shakin’ bacon.”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
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“What do you call a grammar Nazi?”/“A corrections officer.”
A "grammar Nazi" corrects the grammar of others. Jokes about the terms "grammar Nazi" and "corrections officer" have been printed on many images. "Corrections…
“What do you call a group of gravy boats?”/“A gravy navy!”
Gravy boats are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John O'Donoghue on May 28,…
“What do you call a group of Jewish cows?”/“Filet Minyan.”
Filet mignon (a cut of steak) has nothing to do with a minyan (a quorum of ten Jewish adults required for certain religious obligations), but there are jokes. "FILET MINYAN WITH MUSHROOM…
“What do you call a group of millionaires watching the World Series?” (joke)
A very popular sports joke is told about a non-championship sports team: Q: What do you call a group of millionaires watching the World Series on TV?A: The New York Yankees. The joke has been told…
“What do you call a group of musicians who stole all of their instruments?”/“Bandits.”
A music riddle is: Q: What do you call a group of musicians who stole all of their instruments?A: Bandits. The word "bandits" is meant to be a pun on the word "band." "What…
“What do you call a group of pirate ships?”/“An Arrrrrmada!”
A pirate riddle is: Q: What do you call a group of pirate ships?A: An Arrrrrmada. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. tapatalkreally stoopid/lame jokesnivek03 Dec 2007, 13:34…
“What do you call a group of racist pigeons and chickens?”/“The Coo Clucks Clan.”
The Ku Klux Klan isn't a group of pigeons and chickens, but there are "Coo Clucks Clan" jokes. "Coos, Clucks Clan Assembles At Provincial Poultry Show" wat a headline in…
“What do you call a group of whales playing instruments?”/“An orca-stra.”
An orchestra riddle is: Q: What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?A: An orca-stra. The joke was published in Boys' Life magazine in May 1996. Wikipedia: Killer…
“What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?”/“A music critic.”
A popular joke about music critics is: Q: What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?A: A music critic. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. Google Groups:…
“What do you call a guy in a soup pot?”/“Stu.”
The word "stew" sounds like the name "Stu" (as in "Stewart"). "Stu" is used in one of many name riddles. This was posted on the newsgroup net.jokes on…
“What do you call a guy in debt?”/“Owen.”
A riddle about a person in debt is: Q: What do you call a guy in debt?A: Owen. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006, when it was included in a joke book. “What do you call a…
“What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?”/“Phil.”
A name riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on October 7, 2022: Q: What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?A: Phil. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/EditorNo2545 October 7, 2022What do…
“What do you call a hairy pumpkin?”/“A Sas-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve "sas-squash" or "sass-squash." "What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH!…
“What do you call a handsome avocado?”/“Guapomole.”
A guacamole riddle is: Q: What do you call a handsome avocado?A: Guapomole. "Guapomole" is "guapo" (handsome) and "guacamole." "What do you call a handsome…
“What do you call a happy cowboy?”/“A jolly rancher.”
A riddle about Jolly Rancher candy is: Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?A: A jolly rancher. "What do you call a gay farmer?" was cited in 2000, "What do you call a happy…
“What do you call a haunted chicken?”/“A poultry-geist.”
A Halloween riddle about poltergeists is: Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?A: A poultry-geist. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996. Wikipedia: PoltergeistIn folklore and…
“What do you call a helpful potato?”/“A facilitater.”
The potato has a few "-tater" jokes, such as: Q: What do you call a helpful potato?A: A facilitater. "Facili Tater= Helpful-puts faith and works into action" was cited in 2005.…
“What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?”/“A mathemachicken!”
A hen riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?A: A mathemachicken. "Mathemachicken" (mathematics + chicken) was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a herd of masturbating cows?”/“Beef Stroganoff.”
A cow riddle is: Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cows?A: Beef Stroking Off (Stroganoff). The joke was posted on the newsgroup net.jokes on September 22, 1982. Wikipedia: Beef…