“Unsalted saltine crackers should not exist”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
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“Unsalted Saltines should be called Justines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“Unsalted saltines should just be called ines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“Unsalted saltines should just be called plaintines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“Unsalted saltines should just be called unsaltines”
Saltine crackers come in an "unsalted" version. Many people have suggested that the name "saltine" should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.…
“Unsustainable is the new normal” (“Fiscal crisis is the new normal”)
The United States entered a fiscal crisis in 2007-2008, with both the federal government and most states deeply in debt. In January 2010, Stephen Goldsmith, a professor at the John F. Kennedy…
“Unsweetened tea isn’t actually unsweetened, it’s non-sweetened”
Several people have pointed out that it shouldn't be called "unsweetened" tea, but should be called "non-sweetened " tea. The sweetness (such as sugar) wasn't taken…
“Until you cross the bridge of your insecurities, you can’t begin to explore your possibilities”
"Until you cross the bridge of your insecurities, you can't begin to explore your possibilities" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. American author and…
“Unvaccinated people did their homework early on…”
Some people believed that the unvaccinated during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic were uneducated, while others stated that the unvaccinated examined the situation early and decided to remain…
“Unvaccinated sperm is the new Bitcoin”
"Unvaccinated/Unvaxxed sperm is the new/next Bitcoin" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Covid-19 mRNA vaccines contain spike proteins that many believe impair male…
“Unvaccinated sperm is the next Bitcoin”
"Unvaccinated/Unvaxxed sperm is the new/next Bitcoin" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Covid-19 mRNA vaccines contain spike proteins that many believe impair male…
“Unvaxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin”
"Unvaccinated/Unvaxxed sperm is the new/next Bitcoin" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Covid-19 mRNA vaccines contain spike proteins that many believe impair male…
“Unvaxxed sperm is the next Bitcoin”
"Unvaccinated/Unvaxxed sperm is the new/next Bitcoin" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Covid-19 mRNA vaccines contain spike proteins that many believe impair male…
“Unwritten rule of the internet: If your debating someone, you better have proper grammar…”
"Unwritten rule of the internet: If your debating someone, you better have proper grammar or you can kiss your point goodbye" was posted on Twitter by Quantum® Fiber on October 15, 2021.…
“Up a staircase, down an elevator” (Wall Street adage)
"Up a staircase, down an elevator" means that a market rises slowly (stairs) and falls quickly (elevator). The saying has been cited in print since at least 2007. A similar saying is:…
“Up the fuck we must wake”
"Wake the fuck up!" is a popular saying. "Up the fuck we must wake" is a jocular variation that has been printed on many images. The saying is often shown with Yoda, a fictional…
“Up the river, down the lake; the pitcher’s got a bellyache”
There are many baseball chants that the crowd (or the opposing team's players) yell to fluster a pitcher. "Down the river, by the lake, the pitcher's got a bellyache" was cited…
“Up your butt and around the corner through your tubes and out your boobs”
"Up your butt and around the corner" is a jocular saying about where something is located. Origin of the saying is unknown, but many people remember it from elementary school. The Urban…
“Up your butt and around the corner”
"Up your butt and around the corner" is a jocular saying about where something is located. Origin of the saying is unknown, but many people remember it from elementary school. The Urban…
“Upkeep of most Chinese restaurants is Lo Meintenance”
The Chinese dish of "lo mein" has spawned some "lo meintenance" (lo mein + low maintenance) puns. " Lo Meintenance" was posted on the newsgroup…