The two terms that are said to open doors for people are usually "please" and "thank you." According to a joke printed on many images, however, the two words that will literally…
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
"Unexpected money is NOT about to hit your bank account. Stop sharing that BS/nonsense/shit and go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Unexpected Money About…
"Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet Fart Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. "G'moan all! I heard it's Wet-Fart-Wednesday so be careful…
The fictional "unicorn" animal is not "a single piece of corn," but the joke has been printed on many images. "So is a unicorn like one single piece of corn?" was…
"Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing" was posted on Twitter by IATSE // #IASolidarity on December 25, 2020, and…
"Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing" was posted on Twitter by IATSE // #IASolidarity on December 25, 2020, and…
"Biscuit" and "Triscuit" exist, but there is no "uniscuit" (or "monoscuit"). "Quadscuit" (or "Quadriscuit") has been suggested to follow…
"United States of America: You mean Texas and its 49 bitches" (or "America: Texas and 49 bitches") is a Texas saying that has been printed on many images. The "49…
Some people believe that the Federal Reserve bank owns the United States, and that the fifty states are its "bitches." "United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and…
Is going to school like being unemployed? "Being a student at university is just like being unemployed, except your parents are actually proud of you for it" was posted on Twitter by…
Dr. Clark Kerr (1911-2003), the president of the University of California, told the new president of the University of Washington, as reported in a newspaper on November 19, 1958: ""There…
The phrase “to hand someone a lemon” (i.e., something defective) dates to at least 1906. The phrase “If life hands/deals/gives you lemons, make lemonade” (i.e., make the best of a bad…
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
"Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you" is a jocular one-line pizza saying that has been printed on several images. "Unless you're a pizza then…
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying was posted…
"Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The line was said by personal trainer Jillian Michaels on NBC's reality show The…
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…