“Unsalted saltine crackers should not exist”
Saltine crackers come in an “unsalted” version. Many people have suggested that the name “saltine” should be changed for unsalted saltine crackers.
“http://twitpic.com/990ud - Unsalted saltines…UNsaltines? @DarrenCarter” was posted on Twitter by nikki626 on July 4, 2009. “eating unsalted saltines. is it untins if they’re not salted? *is confused* or unsaltines? wth” was posted on Twitter by Adri on October 3, 2009. “Eating unsalted saltines (UNsaltines?). Love these things” was posted on Twitter by Felicia on March 6, 2010. “Shouldn’t an unsalted saltine be called an unsaltine?” was posted on Twitter by Raven NYC (aka Mark) on September 12, 2010. “Would you call unsalted saltines unsaltines? #foodforthought” was posted on Twitter by Francis Nuñez on January 27, 2014. “‘Unsalted saltine crackers are dumb. They should be called Unsaltines.’ -A Certain Kitty” was posted on Twitter by 🌻Ellie 🌻 on March 19, 2016.
“‘They should just be called ines.’—My 5th grader upon seeing a box of unsalted saltines” was posted on Twitter by Mark Dellenbaugh on October 1, 2009. “We seem to have unsalted saltines in my house. This is some kind of crime against nature. Also, shouldn’t they just be called ines?” was posted on Twitter by Jeff Green on October 3, 2019. “Unsalted saltines are just ‘ines’” was posted on Twitter by Brett Hartt on July 8, 2010. “Unsalted Saltines should be called ines” was posted on Twitter by Shari VanderWerf on November 10, 2012. “unsalted saltines…should just be called ines?” was posted on Twitter by Dr. Mike Mendoza on April 19, 2013. “*shoves presidential candidates out of the way and grabs mic* “UNSALTED SALTINES SHOULD JUST BE CALLED ‘INES’!” *wild applause*” was posted on Twitter by James L. Sutter on September 11, 2016. “Unsalted saltines should just be called ines” was posted on Twitter by Rattikus on December 29, 2021.
“Perplexing Q: Why are even unsalted crackers called saltines—new name perhaps? (Salt lover @angiesc suggested plaintines or blandtines. Boo)” was posted on Twitter by POPSUGAR Pets on August 12, 2009. “thinks unsalted Saltines should be called Plaintines” was posted on Twitter by Mojo Place on June 28, 2012. “Never understood why they sell unsalted ‘Saltines.’ Why don’t they just call them ‘Plaintines?’” was posted on Twitter by Caitlin Sanchez on October 10, 2012. “Unsalted saltines are a lie, they should be called plaintines” was posted on Twitter by Scorpio Kat ➡MFF on July 9, 2015.
“Unsalted Saltines should be called Justines” was posted on Twitter by Grandma Irene on May 10, 2020. “Unsalted Saltine crackers should be called ‘Justines’” was posted on Twitter by Dave on October 20, 2020.
“The existence of unsalted saltines, suggests the existence of salted unsaltines” was posted on Twitter by *dmikey on July 19, 2021. “Hot Take 🔥 Unsalted saltine crackers should not exist” was posted on Twitter by TG on November 15, 2021.
Wikipedia: Saltine cracker
A saltine or soda cracker is a thin, usually square cracker usually made from white flour, sometimes yeast (although many are yeast free), and baking soda, with most varieties lightly sprinkled with coarse salt. It has perforations over its surface, as well as a distinctively dry and crisp texture.
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nikki626
@nikki626504
http://twitpic.com/990ud - Unsalted saltines…UNsaltines? @DarrenCarter
4:54 AM · Jul 4, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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POPSUGAR Pets
@POPSUGARPets
Perplexing Q: Why are even unsalted crackers called saltines—new name perhaps? (Salt lover @angiesc
suggested plaintines or blandtines. Boo)
1:36 PM · Aug 12, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Mark Dellenbaugh
@dellenbaugh
“They should just be called ines.”—My 5th grader upon seeing a box of unsalted saltines.
12:35 PM · Oct 1, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Jeff Green
@Greenspeak
We seem to have unsalted saltines in my house. This is some kind of crime against nature. Also, shouldn’t they just be called ines?
5:20 PM · Oct 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Adri
@vintagebirds
eating unsalted saltines. is it untins if they’re not salted? *is confused* or unsaltines? wth
11:03 PM · Oct 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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E. B. White Widow
@vonDoomstein
Saw unsalted saltines at the store. I insist that they just be called ines.
5:54 PM · Feb 26, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Felicia
@FeeshaD
Eating unsalted saltines (UNsaltines?). Love these things.
3:14 PM · Mar 6, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Brett Hartt
@BrettLHartt
Unsalted saltines are just “ines”.
12:56 AM · Jul 8, 2010·Twitter SMS
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Alex P.
@___alexp
do u call unsalted saltines unsaltines?? #seriousquestion
8:57 PM · Aug 18, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Raven NYC (aka Mark)
@raveninnyc
Shouldn’t an unsalted saltine be called an unsaltine?
1:17 PM · Sep 12, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
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Bado™
@azbado
Why aren’t Unsalted Saltines simply called Ines?
7:06 PM · Feb 1, 2011·TweetDeck
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Josh Madison
@nosidam
Why are unsalted Saltines still called Saltines? Shouldn’t they be called “Unsaltines”?
4:01 PM · Sep 1, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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nicholas terrio
@Terri_ohh
Is an unsalted saltine just called an ine?
12:01 AM · Dec 15, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Mojo Place
@MojoPlace
thinks unsalted Saltines should be called Plaintines. Or Blandtines. Or Library-Paste-Spread-On-A-Cookie-Sheet-‘n’-Baked-For-A-Minutetines.
11:21 AM · Jun 28, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Caitlin Sanchez
@go_Bills628
Never understood why they sell unsalted “Saltines.” Why don’t they just call them “Plaintines?”
4:28 PM · Oct 10, 2012 from North Tonawanda, NY·Twitter for iPhone
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Dj Magic
@djmagic21
Why don’t they call unsalted saltines unsaltines? Just saying
9:51 PM · Oct 24, 2012· HTC Peep
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Shari VanderWerf
@Shariv67
Unsalted Saltines should be called ines.
12:07 PM · Nov 10, 2012·Favstar.FM
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Keith
@SELLTEAM
It seems like Unsalted Saltines would just be called ines.
11:41 PM · Nov 10, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Southern Fried Fool
@thedeanjennings
If you have unsalted saltines, shouldn’t they be called Ines?
6:54 PM · Jan 1, 2013·UberSocial for BlackBerry
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Dr. Mike Mendoza
@DrMikeMendoza
Replying to @bcalkins25
@mickeymd913 unsalted saltines…should just be called ines?
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Francis Nuñez
@francisnunez__
Would you call unsalted saltines unsaltines? #foodforthought
7:46 PM · Jan 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Eric W. Brown
@Feneric
“Unsalted Saltines” feels like a wasteful expression. Seems like they should just be called “Ines”.
11:08 AM · Jul 15, 2014·Twitter for Mac
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Drrrr Ires
@iRezzie
Unsalted Saltines: Unsaltines
1:11 PM · Jan 10, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/zfan April 3, 2015
Why is an unsalted saltine still called a saltine and not a tine?
I don’t get it it seems that upon eliminating a key ingredient you would be obligated to change the name
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Scorpio Kat ➡MFF
@kat_scorpio
Unsalted saltines are a lie, they should be called plaintines
11:57 PM · Jul 9, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Jay Fitzloff
@jayfitzloff
Unsalted saltines are not called Unsaltine Crackers. What candidate will dare to address this issue in the upcoming election?
11:25 AM · Oct 21, 2015·Twitter SMS
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Tails♡Aesthetician Admirer
@PoignantTails
Unsalted Saltines are just ines.
11:58 PM · Nov 4, 2015·Twitter for Android
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🌻Ellie 🌻
@EllieTheHare
“Unsalted saltine crackers are dumb. They should be called Unsaltines.” -A Certain Kitty
1:34 PM · Mar 19, 2016·Twitter for Android
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James L. Sutter
@jameslsutter
*shoves presidential candidates out of the way and grabs mic*
“UNSALTED SALTINES SHOULD JUST BE CALLED ‘INES’!”
*wild applause*
1:57 PM · Sep 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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🌿🌻☀️
@ryintheskyy
Unsalted saltines should just be called “ines” or else it’s a lie
4:26 PM · Jan 13, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Nina
@nina_m_h
Unsalted saltines are just ines
4:04 PM · Feb 20, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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abby 🤡
@abbyisnotcool
are unsalted saltines just called ines?
9:17 AM · Apr 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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ally morris🫀
@allymorris1515
unsalted saltines are just ines
3:57 PM · May 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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brody
@virgodieu
unsalted saltines should just be called ines
1:46 PM · Aug 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Grandma Irene
@irene_grandma
@nabisco hear me out. Unsalted Saltines should be called Justines. Thank you for your time
9:52 PM · May 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Dave
@thedavebray
Unsalted Saltine crackers should be called “Justines” send tweet
6:27 PM · Oct 20, 2020·Twitter for Android
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*dmikey
@dmikeyanderson
The existence of unsalted saltines, suggests the existence of salted unsaltines.
10:34 PM · Jul 19, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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TG
@TG22110
Hot Take 🔥
Unsalted saltine crackers should not exist.
8:07 PM · Nov 15, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Rattikus
@RattikusMaximus
Unsalted saltines should just be called ines.
8:18 AM · Dec 29, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Enos Williams
@lwew
Shouldn’t unsalted saltines just be called ines?
5:28 PM · Mar 9, 2022·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/TNCerealKilla November 7, 2022
Unsalted Saltines are not Saltines.
So this thought hit me in the shower as I was Thinking about my snack. It would make more sense to call them Unsaltines or Tines.