“The difference between a democracy and a people’s democracy” (joke)
Austrian Socialist leader Bruno Pittermann (1905-1983) said in 1961: "The difference between a democracy and a 'people's democracy' is the difference between a jacket and a…
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“The difference between a farmer and a pigeon is the pigeon can make a deposit on a John Deere”
A standard joke is told whenever there's a financial downturn. "What's the difference between a banker and a pigeon? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes!" The joke…
“The difference between a gang and a state is the belief that there is a difference…”
"There is no difference between a gang and a state" was posted on Twitter by Rahman Hussin on March 14, 2012. "Re gang violence: What is the difference between a gang and a state…
“The difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank”
"The difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank" is a much-quoted statement from Brooklyn-born Dr. George A. Sheehan (1918-1993), a writer for Runner's World from…
“The difference between a rebellion and a revolution is which side wins”
"The difference between (a) rebellion and (a) revolution is which side wins" is a saying that has been printed on several images. A "rebellion" is usually unsuccessful and a…
“The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth”
"The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. Brooklyn clergyman S, Parkes Cadman (1864-1936) said in 1902: "He (Cadman…
“The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering”
The word "staggering" can be both an adjective (meaning "overhwleming" or "amazing") and a noun (the motion of someone who staggers). A pun was posted on Reddit --…
“The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that the pessimist is better informed”
"The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that the pessimist is (generally/usually) better informed" is an old joke that can apply to any type of information, such as…
“The difference between coffee and your opinion is that coffee doesn’t make me want to punch you”
"The difference between coffee and your opinion is that coffee doesn't make me want to punch you in the face" was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on January 17, 2020.…
“The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee”
"The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted on Twitter on May 9,…
“The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets”
"Death and taxes" are two things that have been called inevitable. Syndicated newspaper wit Robert Quillen (1887-1948) wrote many jokes about "the difference between death and…
“The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie”
"The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie" is a joke that plays on the meanings of "lie" ("to not tell the truth" or…
“The difference between harassment and flirting is your financial position”
"The difference between harassment and flirting is your financial position" is a saying that has been printed on many mages. Twitter$#!⁰⁸⁶⁵múl@MonirulShimulthe difference between…
“The difference between McDonald’s and where I work. McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys”
"The difference between men and boys is the cost/price of their toys" is a saying that is frequently used on Father's Day and on birthdays. The saying dates to at least July 13,…
“The difference between men and women is women bring their own shampoo to hotels and men get excited about using the mini bottles provided”
Hotels often provide complimentary toiletries, such as body wash, shampoo and soap. It's expected that hotel guests can take them home, but many guests feel guilty about doing that. Some…
“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra”
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra" is a motivational saying that has been printed on posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1982…
“The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way a person uses them”
Several books in the 19th century recognized that metaphorical "stumbling blocks" could be made into "stepping stones." Stumbling-blocks Made Stepping-stones on the Road to the…
“The difference between the Boy Scouts and the Army is that the Scouts have adult supervision”
"The difference between the Boy Scouts and the Army is that the Scouts have adult supervision" is a joke that was cited in a 1970 book about he Vietnam War. "Army" is often…
“The difference between the government and thieves is that thieves don’t pretend they’re helping”
Entry in progress -- B.P Twitter((( Segen )))@StatistSmackerThe only thing between #government and thieves, is that thieves don't pretend they're helping you.5:43 PM · Sep 9,…