“The existence of Worcestershire sauce implies the existence of Bestestershire sauce”
There is worcestershire sauce, but there is no bestestershire sauce (that is, "worst" and "best"). "Would Worcestershire sauce be more popular if it were called…
There is worcestershire sauce, but there is no bestestershire sauce (that is, "worst" and "best"). "Would Worcestershire sauce be more popular if it were called…
Football teams have game film and also practice film. A camera (the "eye in the sky") takes a view of the entire field and all of the players. "The eye in the sky doesn't…
"The F in communism stands for food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Of course, there is no letter "F" in the word "communism." The joke/saying means…
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
Many microwaves do not have a volume button (although some do have one). "Microwaves need a volume button... especially in the mornings. It's loud enough to wake everyone up! #oatmeal…
Is the human body like a glowstick? "My body cracks like a glow stick when I wake up. #holy" was posted on Twitter by Lex ♡ on December 17, 2012. "i love how everytime i get out of…
"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Seen on a button...Just because…
"You really get 4/5 hours after work before you have to prepare for bed, to go to work again... feels scam 😭" was posted on Facebook by Adult Problems on August 10, 2022.…
"The fact that you aren't where you want to be should be enough motivation" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "The fact that you aren’t where you…
American author and organizational consultant Warren Bennis (1925-2014) said, as quoted in The Millionaire's Book of Quotations (1991) by Mark Fisher: "The factory of the future will have…
"The fans are behind the coach 100 percent, win or tie" is a jocular statement that has been told about (and by) many coaches in college football, professional baseball and professional…
"The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges" is a jocular property sign that has been printed on many images. "Notice in a British farm field:…
"The faster I type in my password, the more secret agenty I feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 15, 2011.…
An escalator is a moving stairway, and this has led to a popular observation. "On an escalator, the faster you climb the steps the more of them you use. #escalatorwisdom" was posted on…
'The faster you run, the faster/sooner you're done" is a cross country saying that has been printed on T-shirts. "The faster you run, the sooner you're done" has been…
Toddlers put many things in their mouths, then often run away quickly when a parent tries to take it out. "The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth"…
"EARL'S PEARLS: The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election" is a line from the "It Happened Last Night" column by Earl Wilson in…
There is a "fat shaming movement," saying that it's wrong for someone to be fat. There is also a "fat acceptance movement," saying that it's OK for someone to be fat.…