“Twitter is my morning newspaper”
Many people check the social media service Twitter in the morning. "Twitter is like my morning newspaper" was posted on Twitter by Matt Johnson on December 16, 2008. "RT…
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“Twitter is perfect for extroverted introverts. I want to be social & have lots of friends, but…”
A statement about the social media service Twitter was posted on Twitter by Leslie Brooks on March 8, 2014: "Twitter is perfect for extroverted introverts. I want to be social & have lots…
“Twitter is the CB radio of the internet”
CB radio (citizens band radio) was a popular form of communication in the 1970s, and a forerunner to social media like Twitter in the 2000s. "RT @BusyDadBlog: I just realized that twitter is…
“Twitter is the gathering of lost souls”
Is X/Twitter a place for lost souls? "Blessed are the lost souls for theirs is the Kingdom of Twitter RT @evrythingmustgo: Twitter is the gathering of lost souls" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Twitter is the name it was born with. X is its stripper name”
"Twitter" (an American microblogging and social networking service) rebranded as "X" in 2023, but many people still call it Twitter. "Gm welcome to hell aka Twitter aka X…
“Twitter is the social media equivalent of talking to yourself in the mirror”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“Twitter isn’t an app. It’s a lifestyle”
Twitter has affected many lives. "Twitter isn't (just) an app, it's a lifestyle" is a saying. "'@JadeGooch19: Twitter isn't an app. It's a lifestyle.'…
“Twitter isn’t just an app, it’s a lifestyle”
Twitter has affected many lives. "Twitter isn't (just) an app, it's a lifestyle" is a saying. "'@JadeGooch19: Twitter isn't an app. It's a lifestyle.'…
“Twitter just removed one of my puns about rice cakes. They said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Twitter just removed one of my puns about rice cakes. They said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Twitter makes you love people you’ve never met; Facebook makes you hate people you actually know”
"Twitter makes me like people I've never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life" was tweeted by Shayla Maddow on October 13, 2010. A cartoon appeared in The Next…
“Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Twitter should have a ‘funny mode’ where you only see funny posts”
Many people want to see humor on social media, and not political arguments. "I wish there was a way to only see funny tweets" was posted on X/Twitter by You on May 12, 2018. "I wish…
“Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say ‘I like pancakes’...”
A social media meme is where one person says, "I like X," and another replies, "So why do you hate Y?" Colee Bravo (@BravoCoolee), an account no longer on X/Twitter, stated the…
“Twitter: Where people come to argue with jokes”
"Twitter: where people come to argue with jokes, jump to conclusions and completely miss the fucking point" was posted on Twitter by English comedian, actor, director and writer Ricky…
“Twix have an endoskeleton and M&M’s have an exoskeleton”
"@mmschocolate have an exoskeleton, like an insect. @twix have an endoskeleton, like a human. @reeses cups have no skeleton, like a slug. Enjoy!" was posted on Twitter by Billy Goldfang…
“Twizzlers are beef jerky for vegans”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Twizzlers are just candy Slim Jims”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…