“There is a big difference between confidence and conceit”
Pro football quarterback Johnny Unitas (1933-2002) was named the athlete of the decade by the Associated Press in February 1970. Unitas was quoted as saying: "There's a great difference…
Alphebetical for "t"
“There is a button on my oven that says ‘stop time’”
Most ovens come with a timer. "There's a button on my oven that says 'Stop Time.' I don't think I should have that much power over the universe" was posted on Twitter…
“There is a button on my oven that says ‘stop time’”
Most ovens come with a timer. "There's a button on my oven that says 'Stop Time.' I don't think I should have that much power over the universe" was posted on Twitter…
“There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself”
Some people are afraid of buffets. A joke was posted on Twitter by Moose Allain Ꙭ on November 5, 2012: "There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first of all you’ve got to want to help…
“There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?”
A trombonist joke has been cited in print since at least 1992: "There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? The frog's probably on its way…
“There is a guy stealing iPhones around the town. He is probably going to face time”
FaceTime (a proprietary videotelephony product developed by Apple Inc.) shouldn't be confused with "face time" (jokes), but there are jokes. "There are two guys stealing iPhones…
“There is a lot more juice in a grapefruit than meets the eye”
Eating a grapefruit with a spoon often results in plenty of unwelcome squirts. The joke that a grapefruit has more juice than "meets the eye" has been a popular one since at least 1931,…
“There is a providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children, and the United States of America”
"There is a providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children, and the United States of America" is often said to be a quotation of Otto von Bismarck (1818-1898). The quotation in the…
“There is a saying about April: It is a wonderful month filled with love, happiness & various fools”
"Welcome APRIL Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness. FIONAChilds.com" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook on Changathikoottam on March 31, 2014.…
“There is a self depreciation course starting at my college next term. I’ve already put myself down”
"I put myself down (for a college course)" means to sign up for a course. It doesn't mean literally putting one's self down, but there are jokes. "There is a self…
“There is a special place in hell reserved for people that break the ‘10 items or less’ rule”
Shoppers get angry when people before them have more than 10 items in the "10 items or less" line. "Hey, bitch @ Walmart! There is a special place in HELL for people like you who get…
“There is a time and a place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash”
"There is a time and a place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash" is a jocular saying about decaf coffee that has been printed on many images. "There is a time and place for…
“There is a time and place for wine –- in my hand and now”
"There is a time and place for wine –- in my hand and now" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 5, 2013, when this…
“There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know”
"There is (absolutely) no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There's no excuse for laziness, but…
“There is always free cheese in a mousetrap”
"There's always free cheese in a mousetrap" means a combination of "there is no such thing as a free lunch," "you can't get something for nothing" and…
“There is angel investing. Is there devil investing?”
There is angel investing (with angel investors). There is no devil investing (with devil investors). "If there are 'angel investors' are there also 'devil investors'?"…
“There is another side to the pancake” (another opinion or look)
A pancake has two large, flat sides. "There's always another side of/to that/the pancake" means that there's another side to a story, or another look or feature of something…
“There is hardly anything that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper”
"There is scarcely anything in this world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the buyers who consider price only are this man's lawful prey" is a…
“There is magic in the air and it’s called WiFi”
"There is magic in the air and it's called (free) WiFi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There's magic in the air and it's called Wifi" was…
“There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle” (proverb)
"There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle" is a proverb meaning that something (or someone) old can still perform. It's not known who originated the saying, but it has been…